Polar intelligence matrix

Two individuals or parties that have such diverse intellectual capabilities that no communicable purpose can be derived without synthetic intelligence reduction.

The polar intelligence matrix between Facebook and Google employees was minimal, so communication was fluid and profitable.

There was a vast polar intelligence matrix between the state department and the uncontacted peoples of Venezuela. Communication was difficult and dangerous.

Joe and Sally had a large polar intelligence matrix so didn't get along at the party. Joe was a physics major and Sally was a hairstylist so it didn't work out.

by Ontological June 23, 2018

Polar bear

When a gay man defecates into a condom, and places it in the freezer before repeatedly penetrating his partner with it.

Kyle would you mind if i polar beared you tonight?

by Coldfart January 13, 2021

Polar Bear Head

Oral sex defined by cold hands or mouth and the use of teeth.

He ate a popsicle then gnawed at my vag. I hate Polar Bear Head.

by castilleja February 22, 2014

polar bear head

The act of receiving head from someone with cold hands who uses lots of teeth.

My wife gives polar bear head, but at least I get some.

by Donotpickyournose February 22, 2014

Polar Bearing

When you fill a condom with shit....human or animal and then place the condom into a freezer until it is frozen. The frozen shit is then used to fuck someone

Marci from accounting told me she was in to polar bearing. I am a little frightened.

by RiccoSuave February 8, 2019

To Polar Express

To make it snow ejaculate. Done by freezing semen and then throwing it into a fan.

Dude, we polar expressed the lounge last night! Some had to polar express it!

by Polar express December 9, 2017

Polar Bear

Putting Icy Hot on your condom.

Reaction to being polar beared:

Girl: Oh yeah.......... oh yeah...ooooooooo.....o...........awwwwwwOOOOOHHHHHH......no.....no......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by AWOFF December 2, 2011