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Brown plopper

While shitting your poop comes out rock solid and slow. It hurts, but is arousing at the same time. As it all comes out you have a mini orgasm causing you to piss blood. When your shit hits the water the splash seeps into your asshole, scaring you a tad. The best part about a brown plopper is that you don't have to wipe afterwards.
"Hurry up Ralph were gonna be late!"
"I'll be quick, i'm having a brown plopper, i can feel it."
by Blakai July 24, 2016
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lazer pooper

Someone who poops as fast as a normal person would pee
Damn! That bathroom trip only took 2 minutes. You must be a lazer pooper!
by Potatoes confetti May 7, 2018
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juicy pooper

Dayum did you see Beyonce? She's got one juicy pooper!
by absurdwordnerd February 24, 2018
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ostrich pooper

A person who is just being an asshole or extremely toxic. This word describes a person that nobody would typically want to have as a friend.
Josh: God! Daniel is being such an ostrich pooper!
Brian: I know right! He keeps calling me ching chong and it's fucking retarded.

Zaid: Stupid ostrich pooper teamkilling me!
by Mr. Ostrich Man March 13, 2019
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plum pooper

A person who has a weird condition where that can only eat plums and they do not get digested properly so when they pop it shoots out whole plums
He was eating that peach weird he is definitely a plum pooper
by Kk ligma July 11, 2019
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Poly Pooper

Someone that has to post comments about their knowledge of polyamory failures when they see positive poly comments online.
Damn fam, I post one comment about poly and all these Poly Poopers come out of the woodwork to shit on it.
by CatchingRays June 19, 2020
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Penis plopper

A man who has no control over his penis. Therefore plopping it into various pussies because that’s what dickheads do penisplop.
He will never commit to you he is a Penis Plopper.
by Intuwit2 November 11, 2021
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