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zombie plan

Shaun: dude, whats your zombie plan?

Fred: Cabelas, yours?

Shaun: Same
by vaugn May 10, 2012
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planned superiority

The process in which a manufacturer continues to degrade a product (such as a computer, program, or operating system) with the intentions of increasing the value of older versions of the product after a certain period of time, in order to fuck with newer consumers who don’t know any better. It has both advantages and disadvantages for the producer where less effort is required but it results in lower consumer satisfaction for long term customers; as well as for the consumer where an understanding of how the product works is easier as there is objectively less product, but the product is less powerful than previous versions.
Man, I heard that Microsoft is thinking of removing half of the settings on the Control Panel without even bothering to migrate them to their new barely functional Settings application. That’s planned superiority for ya.
by xXx_LilJimmy21_xXx April 14, 2021
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TAP Plan

A plan that is over the top, stupid, and won't do anything while most likely having a much simpler solution.
Your going to electrify a rod and conduct electricity into the ocean? We got another TAP Plan.
by TAP Hater 69 July 13, 2019
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Plan C

Kayleigh couldn't find any blow tonight, thankfully Chadwick has some Plan C.
by Shotgun Bubblegum March 22, 2021
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Plan B

Proceed to the next step if Plan A doesn't work.
1: "So move to Plan B."
2: "What's Plan B?"
3: "The same as Plan A, only this time don't fuck it up."
by BAMF ERMD June 7, 2022
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Plan B

1) When a female is the last resort when all else fails.

#doormat #backup #bitch
"That bitch Rashelle pssh she a plan b with main bitch emotions"
by TippToppTinaa August 19, 2019
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Seating plan

When your teachers fuck with u and give u a shit seating plan to see if it helps with your depression from getting rid of ur friends.
Joe: dude this seating plan sucks

jimmy: ok throw your phone on the floor to look unbeehaved
Joe: ok fuck it

Jimmy I think yo girl just called u in mid air

Joe: FUCK
by The_trickster_ November 3, 2020
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