Seating plan

When your teachers fuck with u and give u a shit seating plan to see if it helps with your depression from getting rid of ur friends.

Joe: dude this seating plan sucks

jimmy: ok throw your phone on the floor to look unbeehaved
Joe: ok fuck it

Jimmy I think yo girl just called u in mid air

Joe: FUCK

by The_trickster_ November 3, 2020

anti plans

When one proposes plans that are both a response and in direct opposition to plans someone else has already proposed.

Socrates: I want to invite everyone to my birthday on Tuesday night at my house, its going to be sooo fun!
Plato: That party is going to suck. Lets go play laser-tag at Funzone instead.
Aristotle: Sorry Socrates, I love laser-tag. I am going to have choose Plato's anti plans over your lame party
Socrates: Fuck you Plato, I'll guess I go to laser tag too...

by Senor Don Gato November 13, 2017

Plan X

When out of options, it's best to just give up and admit defeat.

Doug: Quick, Skeeter, Plan X.
Skeeter: Plan X?
Doug: Give her the wizzer.

by DecaTreize1213 September 19, 2016

zombie plan

something every guy has

Shaun: dude, whats your zombie plan?

Fred: Cabelas, yours?

Shaun: Same

by vaugn May 10, 2012

refs plan

Used mostly in the NBA where the referee gives favorable calls to a team. Based on the "God's Plan", a song by Drake

Wow the referee is giving so much foul to the opposing team, REFS PLAN

by nkim023 April 23, 2023

clinton plan

Travel arrangements including everything necessary and extras including sexual favors.

Bill traveled across Europe on the Clinton plan staying at fine hotels with daily blowjobs.

by Chaitonics August 23, 2017

Man Planning

When a man makes a plan but doesn’t get any details.

Friend 1: I’m excited to see you tonight!

Friend 2: What should we bring, Joe did all the Man Planning and I know nothing about the party!

by Meekerella July 7, 2018