Jizz Pig

A woman who squeals like a pig during sexual intercourse and is then jizzed upon.

That girl was such a jizz pig

by Lewis Bradley January 8, 2009

rich pigs

Selfish greedy rich people who want and get more and more money for only themselves without any consideration for anyone or anything else.

The rich pigs on Wall Street got a government bailout at the expense of everyone else.

by jogils May 7, 2009

Pig-headed

To be unreasonable with conceited thoughts....

The pig-headed guy talked about his face like if it was perfect.

by dodewdu December 24, 2009

pig in shit

A very happy state of mind; pure joy. When everything works out in your favor, you're happier than a pig in shit.

Pigs seem to be happiest when they are wallowing in their own filth.

I just got a promotion, a raise, a window office, AND an assistant! When I think about my life right now, I'm a pig in shit!

When Steve won the lottery, he was a pig in shit.

Tawny and I went out last night, and we went all the way! This morning, I woke up a pig in shit!

by Slamnanigans May 21, 2009

pig snack

Pork scratchings - a pub snack which are salty pork crackling (pig fat) in a bag.

These pig snacks are so good, but i can feel my arteries clogging!

by swedishdave October 11, 2005

pig benis

1. "big penis" with the P and B switched around.
2. shouted from the hallways of school, this term is used to get major attention with no punishment because you technicially didnt break the "cussing rule".
3. rock band singer (search google)
4. term used as a mild insult or mild compliment, based on the hearer's interpertation.
5. slang used to confuse the listener.

1. I have a pig benis
2. tom shouted, "PIG PENIS" from the hallways of school
4. You pig benis!
5. said to a girl: you have a nice pig benis!

by Rockerrock January 5, 2005

Rental Pig

A fat, ugly tinder whore whom you fuck merely because it is easy. Although you know she is not your best work, sometimes a mans got to do what a mans got to do

"Hey Connor, did you fuck that rental pig again last night?"
"Yeah not proud of it but still hit"

by cheesedicker485 September 23, 2018