penis

Substitute for a large powerful and/or European sports car.

That man drives a Porsche, he must have a very small penis.

I drive a Volvo, I have a huge penis.

by Matt December 18, 2003

Penis

purple headed yogart flinger

by Rob August 4, 2003

Penis

the male reproductive organ; mantool; willy; wanker; wang

Hey man, your penis is erect. Do you need some "alone time".

Oh yes! Oh yeah! You penis is so large!

Penis' are good with mustard and onions.

by jesus christ November 6, 2002

penis

Something that makes women happy

FUCK ME NOW!! shove that HUGE penis up my ASS NOW!! Im so HORNY.. ohhhh YEAAAAHHH

by Anonymous May 23, 2003

penis

the best part of a man.
used to jerk off.
used for sucking and fucking.
it varies in size, the bigger the better.

"John has such a big penis."
"I sucked John's penis."
"I want a penis in my vagina."

by William Fredrick December 18, 2008

Penis

a mans private part which they really like.

That is one small penis dude! even mine is bigger!

by Edgepoo March 29, 2015

Penis

Tool used to push into V, anis, or it can be sucked on

I pushed my penis up her vagina so hard

by Zachbrozoski May 19, 2014