peeinmefyodor

A very cool mutual!

Person 1: omg have you heard of peeinmefyodor?
Person 2: no,who’s that
Person 1: A very cool mutual of mine!!!

by Fyodorswhitehat April 17, 2022

Peen tap

When a dog smashes his muzzle into a visiting male human crotch to get his attention.

Your dog just peen tapped me, when I walked in the door!

by Wise Texan November 11, 2022

Euro-peeing

A play on words with Europeans and peeing - if you don't get it say it out loud.

The Europeans are Euro-peeing their pants about the newest episode of Doctor Who on tumblr; it must be good!

or

American Friend - I can't wait to go on this new roller coaster!
European Friend - I'm not so sure; it looks scary.
American Friend - Oh, quit Euro-peeing yourself and let's just get on line already.
European Friend - Ok.

by Contributerrr May 19, 2013

fountain peeing

When you take a leak and your pee squirts in various directions.

It seems like every time John takes a leak, he does fountain peeing. I have noticed that whenever he comes out of the washroom, I go in the washroom afterwards and see pee on the toilet seat as well as on the floor.

by funny fellas January 16, 2014

Occupied Peeing

Peeing as loud as possible so that people outside waiting will hear it and not knock.

I heard someone outside of the bathroom, so I used occupied peeing to make my presence known.

by Ducit May 28, 2015

Green peen

Someone that only fucks vegans has a green peen

I pounded my vegan girl with my green peen

by Ttv.greenpeenlover92 January 10, 2019

Small peen vibes

The evolved brother of big dick energy. Doesn’t penetrate and hurt you, it sort of wafts over you. Describes a person confident in his big dick who doesn’t need to externally express it.

Jack is the least douchey guy I have met, I love his small peen vibes.

by Aknee September 10, 2019