paper jam

The need to take a shit.

Hey man, I need to get home quickly - I have a paper jam!

by Stingerman September 18, 2013

palermoing

When a guy is trying to receive nudes but gets rejected

Austine : Can I get them nudes ?
Cristina : NO
Example of "palermoing"

by AustineP January 30, 2014

Clint Eastwood Paper

Cheap, course toilet paper.

Clint Eastwood paper.
Rough n' tough.
Don't take no shit off nobody.

by theknightlyone July 31, 2009

paper bag job

adj. used to describe (mainly) females whom posses good bodies yet have faces like a smacked arse... reffering to using a paper bag to cover their ugly faces during sex

Lad 1: Phwoar, look at that ass
(she turns around)
Lad 2: Damn she fell outta the ugly tree
Lads 1&2: Still give her one, paper bag job!

by englandsnumberonehockeygoalkeeper August 28, 2006

paper bullets of the brain

To "fire off" hurtful words, to talk smack.

"Shall quips and sentences and these paper bullets of the brain awe a man from the career of his humor?" -Benedick, Much Ado About Nothing, Shakespeare

by hey nonny August 27, 2006

Paper Taco

Small, folded pieces of paper shot from rubber bands. Paper tacos are made by rolling a post-it note (or small piece of paper) really tightly, and then folding it in half. These paper "tacos" are then shot from rubber band by placing the "creased" part of the taco in the rubber band, and then flinging the rubber band.

Names vary greatly by region (see tags).

"Ouch! Johnny just shot me with a paper taco."

by Persian Man December 28, 2009

Panera

A clean, upscale chain of restaurants primarily located on the eastern coast of America. They sell a variety of delicious, high-quality food from soups to sandwiches to desserts. Also featured are their fresh bread and healthy, low-carb options.

Contrary to what the other commenter stated, Panera is never out of stock when I go there.

The food place where yuppies stand on long lines and furiously press the buttons on their Motorola phones as they attempt to order a sandwich.

by anonymous December 10, 2004