parsley pusher

Originally used to distinguish stockers from cashiers and wholesalers at Golden Harvest, this term broadened to include all employees of the produce market

There is no chance J. knows anything about meat; he is nothing but a parsley pusher.

by JeffE28 February 23, 2008

Parsippany High School

a shitty ass school that tolerates homophobia and racism. the roaches do put on a good show though, they sang lana del rey while prancing through the halls!

yo what school do you go to? Oh, I go to parsippany high school

by BOOOOOOOBETH123 July 6, 2021

dirty pearse

Someone who likes to give girls it up the anus as his penis is relatively small like most Pearse’s but he usually straps them to a tree of some sort and opens up there bum hole and sometimes puts his nose in it but usually his penis

Here Kathy open up your bum cheeks and I’ll give You a dirty Pearse

by William1969 May 14, 2020

Parsnip

Some vegetable that's fuzzy or something. Who really knows for sure?

Dude, what the hell is a parsnip?

by Crazy Abe January 27, 2004

Jim Parsons

(UK definition)

A person who can't play another role than himself.
If every actors were like Jim Parsons, the Oscars would be called the Big Brother Awards.

Abbrev. : JP, e.g., to be a JP, to act like a JP.

Antonym : Brad Pitt, a person who can run, who can field, who can throw, who can hit and who can hit with power.

Director : "It's your turn, let me see what you got"
Actor : "hum, hum... to BE or not to BE !!!"
Director : "Well, you're a big fat JP ! I guess your role will be the doorknob..."
Actor : "That's not fair, I'm not a Jim Parsons!"

by Franciscus Lupus May 14, 2016

Parsnip

Parsnip. A grime term for circumcision.

Geeza 1 : Yeah man, got ma foreskin snipped off innit
Geeze 2: Rags man! Dats a par!
Geeza 1: Yeah man, some fucking parsnip ting.

(par-snip, cos its a snip dats a par, get me)

by GrimePlex January 2, 2009

Parsnip

When a male deficates on a womans face then waits until it is dry and continues by forcing the fecal matter into the womans mouth and procedes to face fuck her leaving an oatmeal pie like substance in her mouth.

"Hey Darnell will you give me a parsnip"

by ladamian May 24, 2006