Butts Twelve By Pies

A short, short play by Homsar. There will be tree hugging.

A pamphlet for butts twelve by pies appears in a strong bad email.

by Roiland June 2, 2004

slave to the glass pipe

addicted to crack rock

that fuckin ho...is a slave to the glass pipe

by badonakdonk butt March 29, 2007

Take the gas pipe

Committing suicide by inhaling methane gas from heating pipes or ovens. A more common suicide method in the earlier 20th century. Also used as a way to tell somebody off.

Aunt Angie was so depressed when she found out about Uncle Charlie cheating on her that she took the gas pipe.

You're really getting on my nerves. Why don't you go take the gas pipe?

by Trainwreck708 January 14, 2013

pipe weed

An unidentified smoking herb in Tolkien's Lord of the Rings trilogy. An obvious reference to tobacco, or maybe marijuana.

Gandalf: I brought a sack of pipe weed.
Frodo: Cool, let's all get high!

by LudwigVan December 21, 2003

Pipe Buster

When you take a crap that's so bad it actually busts the pipes.

HOLY SHIT! Kernal just dropped a pipe buster!

by Kernal November 27, 2004

Double Pipe Classic

is the rare occurrence when you are blessed enough to both burp and fart at the same time.

Shit! Washing down that double beef and bean burrito with Coca Cola gave me the Double Pipe Classic! Most men are only lucky enough to have that but a few times in their life.

by Bee Man August 30, 2015

tap pipe

To be the pitcher; to insert your penis in another man's anus.

(While watching 'There Will be Blood')

Dave: "I want to be the guy with the sledgehammer."
Travis: "I want to tap pipe."

This can be reprased as follows:

Dave: "It seems to me that the fellow with the sledgehammer has the prefered task out of the people present in this scene."

Travis: "It seems to me that I would enjoy inserting my penis in another man's anus."

by Matt R ' April 17, 2008