Pee my pants

Urinate in ones pants, making them wet. Normally out of either laughter or incontinence.

Seriously, I'm about to pee my pants.

by Zach G. October 27, 2003

pants bologna

male genetalia, (penis)

The party was going fine until eddie whipped out his pants bologna and sent the women running.

by hamburgerhat December 21, 2006

pants toucher

To touch oneself/another person in the pants.
To rub your hand on your or someone else's private parts.
To pinch another on the ass.
To give someone a hand job in a public place.

Jonny's a pants toucher, he always grabs his crotch.
That Jonny is a pants toucher, everytime he says hello to me, he grabs my ass.

by Jumpin Jimmy November 27, 2007

Paotsa

The name given to the family of Pizza produced by Domino's. Clearly it's not actual Neapolitan Pizza, but is instead more akin to a sweet and savory cake garnished with a garlic and herb dip.

Paotsa is often enjoyed by those who smoke Chro, as it satisfies not only all major taste receptors in the mouth, but also expands the stomach, leaving a pleasantly greasy bloated feeling which lasts for several hours.

Pronounces "PAW-TSA"

1."Dude, it's Tubby Tuesdays! Shall we get paotsa, you get another one free free with every order!"

"Sure mayne, but don't forget to get more dip or it will be awful"

2."Oh man, give me a dip so I can slather it all over this paotsa"

3. "What did you have to eat last night?"

"Paotsa, obviously"

"Sweet."

by DomsDipandDough April 24, 2010

Pants Jazz

Pants jazz is when you rip fart after fart in your pants.....which creates a music tone....

Got a little pants jazz for ya...hope it don't stink...

by Nycman June 13, 2014

Colfax pants

Pants that are either very, very short, or have many rips and tears in them to show a lot of thigh. Worn with the intent of looking slutty/easy.

Dude, the blonde looks super easy, look at those Colfax pants!

by Whatsisname6 August 3, 2009

People pants

Pants worn in front of other people, specifically people with whom friendships are not yet well established.

Good example: jeans, trousers, corduroys
Bad example: pyjama bottoms, tighty whities

"Company's coming. Better put on my people pants."

by li_ll March 23, 2010