Paotsa

The name given to the family of Pizza produced by Domino's. Clearly it's not actual Neapolitan Pizza, but is instead more akin to a sweet and savory cake garnished with a garlic and herb dip.

Paotsa is often enjoyed by those who smoke Chro, as it satisfies not only all major taste receptors in the mouth, but also expands the stomach, leaving a pleasantly greasy bloated feeling which lasts for several hours.

Pronounces "PAW-TSA"

1."Dude, it's Tubby Tuesdays! Shall we get paotsa, you get another one free free with every order!"

"Sure mayne, but don't forget to get more dip or it will be awful"

2."Oh man, give me a dip so I can slather it all over this paotsa"

3. "What did you have to eat last night?"

"Paotsa, obviously"

"Sweet."

by DomsDipandDough April 24, 2010

The Pootsa

N. Literally means "The Stink" in Italian. A Pootsa is a comical, most often harmless mishap/misfortune, extremely hilarious in nature from an outsider's perspective. To be Pootsad is a fate commonly suffered by Grace in almost all outing instances

Getting rorted in Thailand by the same taxi driver.......twice= The Pootsa
Then offering him bananas as a peace making gesture=The Pootsa

by The Maggots March 19, 2010

Patsack

A mega sack extracted from a Pat. Pat Whacks work better but Pat is fine. Its a fucking sac.

"Damn look at that nice Patsack!"
"Super hot!"

by BonkSonk June 7, 2019

patsan

Russian slang for "mate or guy". Patsan is always a male person.

Ey patsan, ti ot kudovo?
Hey man, where are you from?

by Vor v Zakone December 8, 2015

patsavoura

Greek word - calling someone a 'patsavoura' is like calling them a wet mop.

Ah re patsavoura

by alex May 15, 2004

Pantsah

Pantsah is a term used to describe someone who is very small and very cute. A 'pantsah' gets very angry when asked to do anything, she is most dangerous in the mornings, especially when she has to do something apart from sleeping. Her cuteness makes you think she is tame when she is actually a vicious, ferocius young baby-woman.

Pantsah is in no way an offensive term, moreso a word associated with a very angry little lazy woman.

God help me there's a pantsah next to me.

Pantsah make me some food. AAARRGHHH ok ok I will make it myself then.

Aaah you're so cute Pantsah. AAARRRRGGGH sorry I meant AAARRGGGGHHHH stop kicking me.

by Wahla May 19, 2004

pantsari

Pantsari is the most wonderful girl you will ever meet. She is beautiful, kindhearted, and is always there to make you laugh or to give you a hug when you need it. There is no one better to go on long walks with or play Game Pigeon with.

Pantsari is wearing a hazmat suit again

by Ulcer4 March 16, 2022