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The name given to the family of Pizza produced by Domino's. Clearly it's not actual Neapolitan Pizza, but is instead more akin to a sweet and savory cake garnished with a garlic and herb dip.

Paotsa is often enjoyed by those who smoke Chro, as it satisfies not only all major taste receptors in the mouth, but also expands the stomach, leaving a pleasantly greasy bloated feeling which lasts for several hours.

Pronounces "PAW-TSA"
1."Dude, it's Tubby Tuesdays! Shall we get paotsa, you get another one free free with every order!"

"Sure mayne, but don't forget to get more dip or it will be awful"

2."Oh man, give me a dip so I can slather it all over this paotsa"

3. "What did you have to eat last night?"

"Paotsa, obviously"

"Sweet."
Paotsa by DomsDipandDough April 24, 2010
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The Pootsa

N. Literally means "The Stink" in Italian. A Pootsa is a comical, most often harmless mishap/misfortune, extremely hilarious in nature from an outsider's perspective. To be Pootsad is a fate commonly suffered by Grace in almost all outing instances
Getting rorted in Thailand by the same taxi driver.......twice= The Pootsa
Then offering him bananas as a peace making gesture=The Pootsa
The Pootsa by The Maggots March 19, 2010
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A mega sack extracted from a Pat. Pat Whacks work better but Pat is fine. Its a fucking sac.
"Damn look at that nice Patsack!"
"Super hot!"
Patsack by BonkSonk June 7, 2019
Russian slang for "mate or guy". Patsan is always a male person.
Ey patsan, ti ot kudovo?
Hey man, where are you from?
patsan by Vor v Zakone December 8, 2015

patsavoura 

Greek word - calling someone a 'patsavoura' is like calling them a wet mop.
Ah re patsavoura
patsavoura by alex May 15, 2004
Pantsah is a term used to describe someone who is very small and very cute. A 'pantsah' gets very angry when asked to do anything, she is most dangerous in the mornings, especially when she has to do something apart from sleeping. Her cuteness makes you think she is tame when she is actually a vicious, ferocius young baby-woman.

Pantsah is in no way an offensive term, moreso a word associated with a very angry little lazy woman.
God help me there's a pantsah next to me.

Pantsah make me some food. AAARRGHHH ok ok I will make it myself then.

Aaah you're so cute Pantsah. AAARRRRGGGH sorry I meant AAARRGGGGHHHH stop kicking me.
Pantsah by Wahla May 19, 2004

pantsari 

Pantsari is the most wonderful girl you will ever meet. She is beautiful, kindhearted, and is always there to make you laugh or to give you a hug when you need it. There is no one better to go on long walks with or play Game Pigeon with.
Pantsari is wearing a hazmat suit again
pantsari by Ulcer4 March 16, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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