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BL only

When people on your AOL or AIM list, that can instant message you, send you greeting cards, and can view you on their list. Those that are not on your list, you're online, but for them.. you're viewed as "not currently signed on." although you are.
Ashley: What are you doing? Rissey: Talkin' to Kina. Ashley: She's not on.. Rissey: Yes she is, I can look at her name and what not. Ashley: On my list, she doesn't appear to be online. Rissey: You must be not be on her buddylist. She's BL only.
by Black. June 1, 2006
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English only

A law that requires materials and services funded using taxpayer dollars to be provided in English. Laws such as these have only been passed in areas where the vast majority of people speak English, and have for centuries.

Liberals view this as radical and racist because it supports the needs of one group over another. Liberals, as always, are free to fund it by themselves if they feel so strongly about it. But then that goes against the central tenet of these left-leaners: "We just come up with the moral compass, we shouldn't have to pay for it."
Juanita has been living illegally in Texas for 10 years and wants to send her kids to public schools. Unfortunately, they're English only and she doesn't want to learn English or teach them English at home, so she and her friends demand the schools hire translators to teach their kids in Spanish. This, of course, neglects the Chinese, etc. Soon, our country will be a place where everyone can learn but noone can understand each other.
by FigurinOutLife February 1, 2007
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OnlyFans

Well, Trump and McConnell won’t sign the HEROES act, so I guess OnlyFans is the next stimulus for me.
by FegelFatso December 28, 2020
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OnlyFans

A subscription-based media posting platform similar to Patreon. It was notoriously known for being the pimp of all e-girls, but has recently just banned all porn content. This is good news as there will be less simps, thereby increasing the world's average IQ by one percentile.

However, there is no reversing the sordid image that OF had already carved upon themselves. OnlyFans will always elicit a lewd aftertaste.
Friend (She/Her): Ughhh did you hear about the OnlyFans thing?? They're out of the porn business....

Friend (He/Him): Oh boo hoo! Let me press F on the world's smallest keyboard 😂😂
Friend (She/Her): I'm not joking dude, OF has seriously fucked me!!
Friend (He/Him): Lol, well I mean OF isn't the only option out there you know.
Friend (She/Her): Like what? Pornhub?
Friend (He/Him): *sigh* no. I can't believe I am suggesting this to you, but r/Sexsells is a good alternative. I fucking hate that subreddit, but hey, you could earn a lot of cash on there.
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Christian in name only

When you push pro-Christian values, but ignore everything Jesus said about helping your sister or brother and loving everyone unconditionally.
Susan: Bill is such a strong Christian.

John: Hardly. Bill is a card carrying member of the KKK. He's more of a Christian in name only sort of guy.
by The Fratriarch October 2, 2021
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Only Child Syndrome

The self-centered attitude and actions that a large percentage of people with no siblings make their calling card.
Lars: "Why does he think everyone needs to worship the ground he walks on?"
Marv: "Dude it's just only child syndrome."
by Albiesaurus Rex December 9, 2008
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