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Ghetto Oven 

A cookie-cutter suburban home constructed from cheap, low-quality materials, containing little to no insulation and clad with dark roofing. Long into the night, the neighbourhood unwillingly endures the occupant's lamentation, as this overpriced, poorly built furnace of fuck maintains internal temperatures only found near the edge of the devil's anus after a night on reaper sauce.

These four-walled shit toasters are favoured by dimwitted property investors who often revere themselves as scions of financial mastery but usually lack the basic mental gymnastics to invest in other financial assets.
Shane bought a ghetto oven in Blacktown for $1.2m at 6% for 30 years. It won't even last 3 years. It's already cracking up the middle and sinking.

Jewish Oven Pie 

When you cum inside a girl's ass and take a burnt cigarette to warm up the cum. Remember, gotta keep it nice and toasty and a bit ashy. Then, you have the girl fart it into your mouth.
Chad: Bro, you'll never believe it, my girl made me a Jewish Oven Pie!
Brad: Oh brah, no way, what is that?
Chad: A real warm and nice surprise that her German Jewish grandparents taught her!
Jewish Oven Pie by Donny Biggums March 21, 2023

gotta light the oven 

Yo i gotta light the oven.
gotta light the oven by Thyun March 19, 2011

the legit oven 

what single men use when the microwave isnt working
i had to use the legit oven for my pizza rolls, it pissed me the fuck off!

Rusty Dutch Oven

When you fart and trap someone under the sheets only to have it pointed out by the victim you in fact sharted.
Oh my god, Mitch gave me a rusty dutch oven, there was crap everywhere.
Rusty Dutch Oven by xpartofitx January 17, 2012

delaware dutch oven 

When you fart directly in someone's mouth trying to cure them of hypothermia!
Megan was laying in bed freezing to death, so Lonnie used the technique called The Delaware Dutch Oven to revive her from the inside out.
delaware dutch oven by Redraw28 April 27, 2017