A cookie-cutter suburban home constructed from cheap, low-quality materials, containing little to no insulation and clad with dark roofing. Long into the night, the neighbourhood unwillingly endures the occupant's lamentation, as this overpriced, poorly built furnace of fuck maintains internal temperatures only found near the edge of the devil's anus after a night on reaper sauce.
These four-walled shit toasters are favoured by dimwitted property investors who often revere themselves as scions of financial mastery but usually lack the basic mental gymnastics to invest in other financial assets.
Shane bought a ghetto oven in Blacktown for $1.2m at 6% for 30 years. It won't even last 3 years. It's already cracking up the middle and sinking.
When you cum inside a girl's ass and take a burnt cigarette to warm up the cum. Remember, gotta keep it nice and toasty and a bit ashy. Then, you have the girl fart it into your mouth.
Chad: Bro, you'll never believe it, my girl made me a Jewish Oven Pie!
Brad: Oh brah, no way, what is that?
Chad: A real warm and nice surprise that her German Jewish grandparents taught her!