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Thirst Bug

An invisible bug that bites unsuspecting sex-deprived males, causing the victim to become "thirsty". The longer the male has been sex- deprived, the more severe his symptoms will be. The bite will cause the male to:

1) Be willing to have sex with undesirable, even hideous or fat, women (The greater the thirst, the lower the standards)

3) make creepy advances toward women that are out of his league
3) Lack the ability to flirt with women that are in his league
3) Become oblivious to clear signs of rejection from any woman

The only cure for this tragic condition is for the male to have sex with an attractive female. If you see a male that is starting to exhibit any of these symptoms, find him an acceptable bitch immediately!! Before he suffers from severe thirst!
Garret: "Lamar why the hell would you fuck that weak bitch? She's a zero!!"
Lamar: "I couldn't resist man, I was bitten by the thirst bug"

"Man i really shouldn't fuck this girl, she's the biggest slut on campus... ahhh shit i've been bitten by the thirst bug!!"
by Lebron Flocka James April 13, 2014
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bug brain

bug brain is given as a complement to someone , when someone gives a solution quite big brain but still stupid enough to have a bug sized brain
someone: oh shit there are bees in my house
other person: just burn the house ez

someone: wow! that's bug brain why didn't I think about that
by 122421431 November 19, 2020
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Spedy bug

That spedy bug just bit me!!
by fartymcbuttfarts September 20, 2022
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Curry Bug

The morning after you've had a dodgy curry at an Indian restaurant - Meaning you've got 'the runs' and have to go to the toilet every 2 minutes, and at the end of the day your bum hole is red and sore
That spicey lamb curry last night has repeated on me - I've had the curry bug all day today!
by Gotthe Runs January 24, 2012
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Chutt Bugging

An activity done in lieu of butt chugging whilst in the presence of the Minneapolis-Based artist Har Mar Superstar. This activity can be anything that happens while partying with Har Mar Superstar or while hosting a party while listening to Har Mar Superstar.
"Dude, last night you ended up making out with my cat while you were lathered in peanut butter. That was the most intense display of Chutt Bugging I've ever seen"
by thelatestchapter January 18, 2013
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crap bug

lowest of the low; bottom-feeders; unimaginative people; people going nowhere without ideas
I wish these crap bugs would get a life.
by georgeharrison December 17, 2007
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Horn Bug

A slang term for a person who is always horny
Brandon is such a horn bug, he asked me to fuck many times
by RippTheSheets January 4, 2012
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