Niche

A word that should be pronounced "nish." Why?

1.) Because people waste too much time trying to decide how they "should" pronounce it. "Nitch?" "Neesh?" Let's standardize it and make it easy.

2.) If you don't pronounce it the way the person you're talking to pronounces it, you might be labeled anything from pompous to plebeian. Why should we have to endure this anxiety?

Let's all just agree that it should be pronounced "nish."

Person 1: "You've chosen to target a very niche audience."
Person 2: "Yeah, it's niche but it's lucrative. Also, I appreciate how you pronounced that. 'Nish.' It made me feel at ease and like we are equals."
Person 1: "Agreed. Plus, we didn't have to debate how it's pronounced."
Person 2: "Totally."
Person 1: "Now, let's go be confident and successful and harmonious as we build a better future."
Both: "Niche!" *clasp hands like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Carl Weathers do in Predator*

by Make Words Easier September 11, 2023

Nicea

A word used to prove Robbie wrong

Robbie: you said the N-word
Richard: no I said NI**A (NICEA)

by HAVOC_BOT.EXE December 31, 2023

Nicea

A word used to prove Robbie wrong

Robbie: you said the N-word
Richard: no I said NI**A (NICEA)

by HAVOC_BOT.EXE December 31, 2023

nicar

A nigga in a car.

“Hey, look at that nicar!”

by poopmaster839 January 17, 2024

Niche Internet Microcelebrity Syndrome

Niche Internet Microcelebrity Syndrome is a syndrome afflicting internet users, usually on Twitter. Niche Internet Microcelebrity Syndrome refers to the mentality that one gains usually due to one or more of the following: A follower count of >1000, a decent fanbase, and 2-3 loyal dickriders on their social media. This is often an incurable syndrome, and can be combated with frequent bullying & ego checking.

“Bro, this guy told me I had to pay a cancellation fee for this video game commission.”

“He did? Bro must have Niche Internet Microcelebrity Syndrome!”

by slap8008135 January 29, 2024

nicfapping

When one consumes nicotine while simultaneously masturbating and/or watching porn to maximise penile sensitivity and pleasure (or otherwise).

I'm edging so hard while nicfapping right now, this 5% nic vape makes me so hard

by stimfappin_doxylamine_junkie November 17, 2023

nicayla gray

she’s the most sweetest, beautiful girl in the world. if you’re friends with her or if you’re dating her you’re lucky!! she’s straight forward, loyal, giving, caring, loving, and the best person to be around.

girls: OMG IS THAT NICAYLA GRAY? i need to be friends with her!

guy 1: omg she’s so fine. what her name
guy 2: that’s nicayla gray

by -bean November 20, 2023