shit nipple

(n.) a woman's asshole

"Dude, I totally fucked that girl in her shit nipple all night!"
"Siiiiiick!!!"

by Hirohito Okinawa May 2, 2008

Stealthy Nipple-Ninja

When you're about to cum, twist the girl's nipples as hard as you can so she freaks out and screams and is distracted, oblivious to the fact that you're blowing inside her

The day before my two weeks notice was up was the same day my asshole boss gets back from Sweden; therefore, I pulled the stealthy nipple-ninja on his wife. That'll learn em'

by Brandon/Steve April 8, 2013

Nipple Head

1) Somebody with a small head
2) Somebody who is stupid
3) A good reply when someone calls you a dickhead

'shut the f*ck up you nipple head'

by UmpahLumpah April 9, 2009

Dishplate Nipples

These fantastically nasty nipples can be identified when the size of the nipple is so exceedingly large that it could be mistaken for a skin-based dinnerware.

My girlfriend doesn't have to do dishes anymore because I lick her Dishplate Nipples completely clean after every meal.

by Narcolepticjay August 29, 2006

plunger nipples

nipples that resemble that of a plunger
they are usually small in diameter and pointy

Brents mom totally has plunger nipples

by Tim Maltby June 11, 2006

porn star nipples

As already stated, nipples that are overly large. Sometimes they are pointed, sometimes they are soft and rounded. Depends.

They can seem embarrasing to the girl that has them, but guys apparently seem to find them attractive. Rock-on with the porn tits! Either way nipples are nice, doesn't matter what kind.

Oh wow, those are some nice, big, round porn star nipples. They look like fun...

by Some chick... and that is all you need to know, that it is me. February 27, 2008

nipple shirt

when a shirt is so tight that we can see the persons nipples. It is very visible and can be seen about 30 feet away from the person wearing this.

holly shit did u see antos nips in the fuckin nipple shirt!

by Anita Whore May 11, 2008