mustari

Nice person with nice smile. Hot and popular person. Very handsome person. He also look handsome and cute if fat. Many girl fall in love with hin but he don’t care about then and choose the only one and he not flirt with another girl.

You are likely Mustari that was handsome person in the world

by Harley55 December 29, 2017

Monkey mustard

A liquid/solid mix of feces left in your underwear after sharting.

(Farts): I think I left a little monkey mustard down there.

by A_2_spooky_sloth January 22, 2017

mustard bomb

A sock filled with a pint of mustard; commonly used for beating the puss.

Man I just mustard bombed the fuck out of my girlfriends puss.

by t-munch August 15, 2003

mustard shirt

a shirt that looks like diaharea mustard yes i cant spell

in my english class this really hott kid named chris wears a mustard shirt bc he nos he looks sexy in it giselle wants to slap his ass

by ivannahumpalot April 14, 2004

Colonel Mustard

An army term: To dip ones pork sword in your commanding officers antique mustard pot to gain revenge.

Neil was not happy with his team leaders 6 month evaluation of him and took it upon himself to Colonel mustard him.

by Jonah Blue November 16, 2007

mustardbait

To bait a bun with a special mustard sauce...
It's generally frowned upon to put a baited bun back into the package.

I mustardbaited all day yesterday.

by Westies February 12, 2005

bowl mustard

The dark colored stains left on the toilet bowl after a slimy poo.

I ate way to much chili and left some kicking bowl mustard in the John.

by Turd lover October 22, 2003