Murphy

A job that is seemingly easy but turns out to be a complete fucking nightmare. Based on the principle behind Murphy's Law stating, "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong."

Mechanic: Remember that lady whose car was making a rattling sound, it was supposed to be a 20 minute fix? Well it turned into a full blown Murphy within ten seconds of popping her hood; I had to replace or ghetto rig every fucking moving part in there...

by Ellington of Phant May 15, 2016

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Bleeding Gums Murphy

When a dentist anesthesizes a female patient, yanks out all of her teeth with plyers and proceeds to fuck her face.

Yeah, I ran into a girl from high school at the office. She was looking good, so instead of filling her cavity, I made her give me a Bleeding Gums Murphy.

She's not looking so good anymore.

by Ghostington's Keeper October 28, 2012

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murph

When somone coughs or blows air into a bong, causing water to come up through the down stem, spilling bong water all over the place, often a rookie smoking mistake.

he murphed and now theres bong water all over my carpet.

by mike February 16, 2004

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murphy's law

also known in england as Sod's Law

by MICHELLE October 15, 2003

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murph

A term that came about in Elevate country located in Gaithersburg, MD. This word, noun means to be awesome or cool, abnormally amazing.

reading the bible daily to get closer to God is totally Murph.

by i<3 JC May 4, 2010

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murph

what doesnt it mean ? it is a comeback for eveyrthing , not having any specific meaning at all . can mean several things.

person 1..."I hate really hate you."

person 2..."murph."

person 1... "what the hell does that mean?"

person 2... "murph."

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my day was murphtastic !

by miss murph (: July 26, 2011

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