muslim

Someone who is forced to leave his war-torn or corrupt country and flees to countries whose government caused the war or corruption in the first place. While there he meets a lot of friendly and understanding people who welcome diversity. Unfortunately, he also meets ignorant and hateful people who make assumptions about him based on the actions maniacs who incorrectly call themselves Muslims. Since the Muslim immigrant is aware of the rights/restrictions the laws in this country give him, including the one about freedom of religion, he assumes he can practice his religion in peace. But the group of people that upholds the Constitution the most, suddenly want to change it to be "freedom of religion, unless you're a Muslim, because I don't like that religion, even though someone praying 5 times a day or wearing a certain garment doesn't go against the laws I've always stood for."

"Look at that Muslim wearing a helmet on her head. She wants to steal our democracy! The democracy that allows people to wear what they want."- Ignorant Asshole

by niceguy2345872 October 8, 2016

Muslim culture

Muslims are good people, no racism, allah 'akbar

hey harry are you apart of the muslim culture

by muslim culture September 10, 2019

Muslim homophobic

Is a Muslim who hate homo people because there not obeying the rules of islam, i don't blame them

Goe: man am gay
Tariq: fuck you am out
Goe: he's a Muslim homophobic

by Iam_so_homopobic_and_i_love_it November 23, 2021

Muslim Circumcision

A Muslim Circumcision is when 2 guys lay on their backs with their dicks standing tall and another person throws an airplane with a razor blade attached into them.

Guy 1: Hey why didn't Jim and Don come into work today?
Guy 2: Oh you didn't hear? Dons wife decided to do the ole Muslim circumcision on them last night.

by Awwtism December 23, 2018

muslim butt snorkel

Where else would you put your snorkel if you wearing goggles over the only opening on your face.

Buk Luk derk der. Sherpa sherpa muslim butt snorkel

by Ubar snorkel October 27, 2020

muslimsexual

Someone who is so desperate to be in the LGBTQ community that they make a fake sexuality about having a preference (fetish) for Muslim people.

Person 1: Hey bro what's your sexuality? I'm gay
Person 2: I'm muslimsexual
Person 1: get the hell away from me you creep

by CassDefinitions February 11, 2022

muslimitus

A fuckin wee paki from the achie that infects the general and amazing white British public and controls them like a parasite and forces the supreme white to become more brown and eventually when it gets to the final evolution the great white becomes a shitey turban head who has an obsession for blowing themselves harder than Gaby Williamson the slut

Person 1: Ye see that wee paki there
Person 2: yes what about him
Person 1: he was a superior white man until he contracted muslimitus

by Bawbag from the achies February 17, 2018