Mountaintop Mojito

A beer can used as a spitter for chewing tobacco. May accidentally be ingested by others.

Dude, Sean left a Mountaintop Mojito in my cup holder and I took a drink on accident

by redneckstomp April 28, 2021

sarah molitor

She’s hot

Sarah molitor is hot

by jjgbson November 20, 2021

Paisley mojito

Made from tonic, gin, scotch, mint and a touch of dog piss. Can be used as a topical cure for skin irritation also.

Booooy I’m hungover from that “bang your cousin mixer” last night. Better make a paisley mojito to cure the hangover and splash some on this new rash.

by Nickynightengale April 18, 2022

fark moite

said by bogans in aussie moite

fark moite wyd

by nowwe June 4, 2022

library monitor

a stinky peice of shitty poop

that library monitor sucks ass

by Jake58376 June 19, 2022

Mouth-monitoring

The process of intraneurally and binaurally EVP-Input-immediately-re-outputting another person, multiple peoples’, or online robot’s EvP-output signals via moving one’s mouth, tongue, teeth and throat , rather, conductively lip-syncing, with one’s nearby broadcast transmission/reception equipment (such as a Wi-Fi or 5G enabled device or in shielded audio-conductive electrical-grid environment’s Electromagnetic channeling outputs through meditative neuro-bio-feedbacking work.

I thought she was talking to herself infront of a cellphone with no shielding over it arguing with herself but she was just mouth-monitoring an EVP-outputting audio web hacker

by The Late Nite Undertow December 11, 2022

computer monitor

when you whip your girl with ethernet cables then bust a nut on said cables

A: I ran a computer monitor on my girlfriend yesterday.
B: A, this is an intervention. You need to stop making obscure sexual activities on urban dictionary.

by fishgaming May 10, 2023