Model

Valeria

What is a model? Valeria

by nononononame January 31, 2019

PTMD (Post-traumatic Modelling Disorder)

An anxiety disorder similar to PTSD affecting 3D Artists, digital modellers and CAD designers caused by stressful or distressing 3D modelling experiences.

Someone with PTMD often relives the traumatic event through dreams and flashbacks, and may experience feelings of isolation, irritability and guilt.

This particularly manifests as an adverse reaction to songs heard during the event which trigger flashbacks and is thought to affect approximately 1 in 1 people who experience modelling trauma.

Sufferers may also have problems sleeping, such as insomnia, and find concentrating difficult.

"Every time I hear that song, it triggers my PTMD (Post-traumatic Modelling Disorder). I'm transported back to trying to resolve that corner"
"I couldn't sleep last night - PTMD. All I saw when I closed my eyes was vertices"

by nuddyrap February 13, 2019

Model Over Mind

When one prefers a fictional character model (a character's design) over their emotions and personality.

Star Wars fan 1: I honestly don't get how Boba Fett has a fanbase. He barely did anything in The Empire Strikes Back.

Star Wars fan 2: My guess is that it's a sign of model over mind. He does look pretty cool so maybe people like him just for his look.

Star Wars fan 1: That actually explains a lot.

by CelticEagle February 15, 2019

Model-Malte

A model-Malte is a pretty boy who is also great at Maths. You can call him Math-Malte too. He is lazy when he have to do math even though he can do it. He used to be a model but his big be a mathematician.

Model-Malte make your math homework!

by VMSE September 9, 2018

Model of Walmart

Often too in shape or skinny-fat to be lumped in with the general People of Walmart, these are people (mostly women) who have fooled themselves into thinking they exist at the pinnacle of fashion. In reality however, they've completely given up and are just running around town in ugly gym clothes all day.

Hey! Check out the Model of Walmart coming this way. Goddamn, that camel monster between her legs is hungry for polyester and imitation elastic.

by Positive Language Contributor October 8, 2018

OSI Model

PDNTSPA or The OSI Model.

Physical
Datalink
Network
Transport
Session
Presentation
Application

The 7 Networking Layers.

Pimps Do Need To Slap Prostitutes Around
People Do Need To Slap Pamela Anderson

How to remind this OSI Model? Try to remind some of the following sentences:
Pimps Do Need To Slap Prostitutes Around
People Do Need To Slap Pamela Anderson

Or In Reverse
American Pussy Seems To Need Deeper Penetration
All Porn Seems To Need Double Penetration

by HazeFace October 9, 2018

model banger

A pejorative term for people who look down on other people that most would find beautiful and/or are objectively so, due mostly to narcissistic insecurities and an immature, unrealistic concept of beauty.

Usually the model banger is average looking but, nonetheless, with a higher standard for the beauty of others than for their own.

Altough most

_Adam rejected that pornstar who approached him at the party because he didn't like the slight bump on her nose, then tried to approach her when she was with another guy after he got jealous for watching them dancing and kissing.
_And what did she do?.
_She told the other guy what Adam said about her nose, then they both laughed at him and called him a model banger loser.

by Granudisimo May 31, 2018