Having A Monday

Experiencing one of those all too familiar Mondays full of headaches, bitchiness, and generally shitty luck with everything.

Guy1: Hey man, you have a good weekend?

Guy2: Don't speak. I'm having a Monday dude

by crackfuzz January 10, 2012

ninja monday

Ninja monday is a word used to describe things that are out of place, awkward, ludicrous, strange, or just don't belong.

Dali- "Did you see that ridonkulous picture of June on facebook?"
Kira- "Yeah. I tagged her as ninja monday. WHAT A NOOB."

by Shakira Shakira. January 24, 2010

New York cock Exchange (black monday)

A great title for a porn franchise

Man I've seen some good porno in my day. .but you need to go check out new York cock Exchange (black monday) it's the best!

by Potentialwasted July 9, 2015

marathon monday

The third Monday in April where college students in Massachusetts get the day off due to the Boston Marathon and spend the entire day drinking (often in public).

"What's Marathon Monday?"
"It's the day we all get drunk and run a marathon."
"Let's skip the marathon part and call it a holiday!"

by Smantz0r April 14, 2009

Marathon Monday

the greatest holiday, and another reason why Boston is the best city to go to school in

Dude, Jimmy got so fucked up Marathon Monday. I love Boston!

by mcalceet April 23, 2007

Manic Monday

A continuation of the days of the week related to typical alcohol consumption. i.e. Screwed Up Sunday, Manic Monday, Twisted Tuesday, etc.

Bob: You ready for Manic Monday?
Joe: I've always been more of a Thirsty Thursday person, but I'm up for a new challenge!

by carcar123123387 August 21, 2012

Effective Monday

When after a three-day weekend or vacation your first day back at work falls on a day other than Monday. The sensation of Monday is present, only worse.

"It may be Tuesday, but since we were off yesterday this is Effective Monday."

by Casey Fleming September 13, 2007