fuzzy mittens

A man completely inserts both of his hands (up to the wrist)into a womans vagina.

I gave Suzy "Fuzzy Mittens"

by Damien July 17, 2003

Mitterwinking

Is when your cat sits and stares at you and you look at them and they wink both eyes. Like a sleepy wink.

He is cute mitterwinking over there.

by Lady B Journey September 27, 2011

Mittelschmerz

Mittelschmerz is a german word that defines the pains of a woman whilst her period.

It is most commonly said in Upper-Austria.
Sometimes is is used as an insult to both males and females.
Mittelschmerz must always begin with a capital letter.
Literally: middlepain

Example 1:
John: Where is Marie?
Steve: Marie is having her Mittelschmerz

Example 2:
John: Where is Steve?
Marie: I think he is having his Mittelschmerz right now.

period pain Mittelschmerz

by s4lt0s March 15, 2014

mateena

mateena has dark hair and dark eyes which match perfectly with her personality. she is humorous and sarcastic and loves cats. mateena also really enjoys sports and is an amazing person to hang out with.

mateena is sexy

by gugulooki May 2, 2021

haddock mitten

a ladys front bottom or ham wallet

dude this bird just swipped my phone and jammed it right up her haddock mitten!!

by DJTL January 13, 2007

zinc mittens

A heavy metallic hand garment often mistaken for hooves (but they ain't)

he's wearing zinc mittens, He thinks their hooves but they ain't

by McScruff March 10, 2008

Pooh Mitten

When you wrap your hand in toilet paper to avoid getting pooh on it

I took a huge dump and needed a pooh mitten to clean up!

by Eecol December 21, 2009