x messages

Lustful or outright pronographic text messages.

That creep sent me a few x messages last night.

by H. Blonde October 15, 2007

rod massage

when one give a massage to another with an erect penis, normally done with clothes on; an extension of dry humping

Aneta recieved a pleasurable rod massage today.

by balls670 July 3, 2009

massage

is a therapy for your muscles. its not rubbing or feeling its strokes the palpate muscles to releive pains and aches!

people think bad about massage but dont even know crap about it!

by am_x_2 October 3, 2007

Messages

Scottish word for shopping, more specifically shopping bags.

im away down to the shops for my messages.

by Linz2809 November 28, 2006

massage board

An internet "massage board" is where likeminded posters can massage the egos of each other by telling them how wonderful they are.

Sorry, I can't think of an example of massage boards but I'm sure that such behaviour goes on on a lot of message boards.

by Doghouse Riley December 25, 2007

Gate Massage

A TSA pat-down with a "happy landing."

I got a gate massage at the airport today. I feel great!

by MILatino November 29, 2010

messages

Scottish slang for shopping (refers originally to the written shopping list).

Och fur fuck's sake man! They Happy-Shoapper shoapin' bags are pure pish! Thin as shite! Noo airs aw Maurine's messages aw air the flair.

by Scoat March 1, 2008