Text message schizophrenia

When the text message sends but the image doesn’t send

I hate when I get text message schizophrenia—my message sends, but the picture doesn’t send cuz of the damn GREEN TEXTS

by DrGigglyAss August 13, 2025

High Message Maintenance

Applies to someone who constantly needs to be messaged, via Messenger, WhatsApp etc.

Tania has such high message maintenance that I'm constantly on the phone messaging and can't get anything done.

by Jules350 November 14, 2019

"Licked" an online post or message

Licking is Similar to "liking" an online post or message but 4.5 times more powerful.

Licks, not likes!

"Licked" an online post or message

"Licked"
I would like 3 cases of lone star light please.

Once this message has been licked it recieves 4.5x the power of some lameass who simply "likes" a message.

by Big E Licks not likes December 29, 2021

Abusive messager

A male or female that uses modern technology to send abusive/controversial/callus messages to another person. Mediums such as social networks or mobile phones are generally used. These messages usually have an intended purpose.

Don: You my friend are not nice. Do not annoy me again you little slut. I think your actions are disgraceful.

Mary: Don you are an Abusive messager.

by madnut August 2, 2011

Quantum Messaging Services

Quantum Physics Services offered by quantumnina.com, who has a genetic quantum nuclear mutation, that often gets mistaken as psychic abilities, magic, fraud, aliens, artificial intelligence, or deity origins.

Quantumnina.com is so cool that she delivers lotteries to people from the future to quantum leap money 50% with clients using her quantum messaging services and she also quantum leaps the government to make decisions faster so they stop wasting all of our taxes wasting time on bullshit.

by QUANTUM NINA November 10, 2024

Don’t look a gift horse in the discord message

Don’t ask where or how the good luck has come your way even if it’s in the form of a discord message.

Kid, don’t look a gift horse in the discord message. You’ll lose out on the gift, the horse, and the message in the end.

by Kitkatandfriends October 12, 2020

ask before messaging/ABM

"Ask before messaging" is a polite and respectful way of approaching someone you want to talk to, either online or in person. It involves taking a few moments to ask permission to message someone or engage them in conversation, before proceeding. It's a great way to ensure that the person is comfortable and interested in the conversation before you begin. It also helps to set the tone of the conversation and build a stronger connection.

ask before messaging/ABM is Asking, requesting for consent before messaging them.

Example:
"Hey, please ask before messaging, thanks!"
"Oh, sorry!"
"It's ok!"

by Sloth_ February 26, 2023