mess in my rump

defecation of the particularly messy variety; a 'bad dung'

just blew a 'bad dung', now i've got a mess in my rump!
don't know about this walking upright, this 'bad dung' has left a mess in my rump!
('rump' is SUCH a laughably goofy word!!)

by michael foolsley December 30, 2009

mess around and find out

The mistake of taking a dare; and, immediately getting the negative results of the stupidly of taking that dare.
The karmic equivalent of crossing a city street when the pedestrian sign says “Don’t Walk”.

When you are in Yellow Stone National Park, don’t feed the bears and don’t wave at the buffaloes. You will become a causality! Mess around and find out!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 6, 2022

hot tranny mess

used to describe a 3/4 transgender, 3/4 jewish, 4/4 terrible lefty band.

The Shondes are a hot tranny mess.

by Kay.aaRgh.Zee July 5, 2009

Shit in his Mess Kit

Mess Kit - A collection of silverware and cookware used during extended military campaigns.

Shit in ones Mess Kit - Military term meaning “to fuck oneself over”. Who in there right mind would shit in the very thing they are going to eat out of?

Jarhead: Wow! Bob really Shit in his Mess Kit when he told the Sergeant Jones he was a no load limp dick.
Other Jarhead: Yup...he is fucked!

by dunkmonkey December 9, 2008

hot fresh mess

when someone is feeling horrible or looking real bad

"Ya'll see Sara today she looks a hot fresh mess."

by B.J.B. March 5, 2006

donkey girl scout mess

A problem of one's own making which is of truely epic proportions.

When Julie and Sarah decided to lie to their folks so they could go to the concert neither was allowed to attend, they created a donkey girl scout mess for themselves.

by Pinkie_Flamingo November 6, 2010

Parents Red Mess

When your parents text eachother about sex and perform it while your mom has her period!

Oh God i went to my dads phone to see his messages and i saw he got one from mom saying "you want to fuck, cause it could be a "Parents Red Mess"

based on true story!!

by Corey Jackson August 20, 2008