Dirty Melinda

When you cheat on your girlfriend whilst eating a slice of pizza

Last Saturday I was full after a dirty Melinda

by MrWands June 27, 2017

Melvin

To poke someone up the bum; Melvin is usually shouted by the offender when they carry out such obscenity.

"Melvin!"

Aww, come onn! Are you gay or something!?

by I P4P4MURF I October 26, 2010

Melvin with cheese

When one performs a Melvin on a female with a yeast infection.

Cindy: I decided to give Scumbellina a Melvin. It became a Melvin with cheese, to my dismay.

Wendy: Ill. That's nasty.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010

peach melvin

When an old man goes to a parlour and has his bald head buffed until shiny.

Oh hey George, I just got back from gettin' a peach melvin at Paul's Parlour.

by Roger May 7, 2005

Melina

A bitch lie her mom

Your a bitch Melina

by Marie February 9, 2019

Melvin's procedure

An open palm slap to the face. Usually used to correct hysterical or unreasonable behaviour.

"Crazy bitch wouldn't stop screaming so I had to perform a Melvin's procedure"

by Deuce1984 November 15, 2013

meldin

Meldin, a dude with an enorme big dick, even womens want that kind of a dick inside there vagina.

When your name is Meldin, you have won in life, not a shit name like Florian.

-Hey
•Hey
-whats your name?
•Meldin
-My pussy is wet

by Meldin January 2, 2017