German measles

When a dog poops indoors and somebody steps in it, and immediately starts throwing up, and is ill for the next three days.

Nick stepped in some dog poo, and started booting everywhere. Then he couldn't go to school for the next three days because of German measles.

by natious January 14, 2009

Meagan

Don't let her sly smile fool you. At first she may come off as being sweet, or innocent, but in all reality, she is a cold hearted snake.

Oh, Meagan's cute!
NO!
No?
NO!

by Carlyle Foxx August 13, 2012

mealsturbate

The act of eating and masturbating at the same time.

Peep 1: I am so hungry and horny
Peep 2: Why don't you knock out both problems by eating a sammich and jerking off
Peep 1: That is genius!..I should mealsturbate everyday!

by Whooty wrangler April 6, 2014

Seize the means of production

Not to be confused with "Seize the means of reproduction," to seize the means of production means to go after, and/or get what you want after some work. Usually if your doing something big in your life, or in general.

Go get that shit!

You: After college, I can't wait found my company that's inspired Microsoft, named Megahard.
Best friend: Aww man that's a great idea! Seize the means of production my man!

by FlyerMain February 3, 2021

black mags

when an african american inserts a vibrated into his own anal cavity then walks around the mall and screams "oh yeah!"

Patrick Zacharias always black mags himself even though he is white!

by Nick Zacharais August 15, 2009

Meagle

The act of meeting the opposite sex while drunk and intentionally making them feel uncomfortable by telling them you want to Meagle them.

Hey fellas, lets go Meagle some bitches!

I saw you accross the room, and was thinking about Meagling you and your DUFF at the same time!

by VSkizzle February 5, 2007

measel

Slang for a nipple, vaginal, or belly ring.

Damn, she is covered with measels.

by guynm July 27, 2008