Urban Dictionary Stock Market

A measure of Urban Dictionary's reputation depending on how their selected words of the day are.

The Urban Dictionary Stock Market is looking real good! So far every Urban Word of the Day this week has more ups than downs!

by ihartfb March 5, 2011

mass-marketed non-conformism

Very similar to conformists or popular culture... but actually a subculture of pop. If sixty kids shop at Hot topic then they are mass-marketed non-coformists. They used to listen to Marilyn before he released "AntiChrist Superstar" so they justify that they are not posers. Next gen version of these kids are know described as Scene.

Choir of 13 angst-ridden kiddies singing in unison:
"one is different but there are a million the same!"
After seeing this specticle one realizes...Holy shite!
All Those kids are practicing mass-marketed non-conformism!

by melloncollieowl November 21, 2005

Post-market upgrade

A boob job, or an upgrade of the twins.

Did you see the rack on that chick? Naah, thats Post-market upgrade not OEM

by BG Boise October 1, 2009

market rent girlfriend

A girlfriend who does not have down syndrome or who does not require mobility assistance (wheelchair, walker).

I got lonely in my loft apartment. So I browsed backpage and found a market rent girlfriend for the night. I will have to meet her downstairs, then stare at her booty while she climbs up to my apartment.

by ThisIsMe01 November 17, 2017

black market dealer

A person who sells items on the black market, they mostly sell babies.

Oh elif! Thanks for selling me your cousin!

I'm going to go buy a baby from a black market dealer

by fanofelifsartorius May 1, 2018

market correctional facility

During a market correction, the psychic prison to which those normally on the 'outside' are sentenced. The farther stock prices fall, the smaller, darker and colder their corner offices appear, and the more desperately helpless they feel.

Watching stock prices plunge, for reasons beyond anyone's control, the new prisoner confronted his fear of being forced to live like all the other poor inmates, locked in the market correctional facility for life, his one-percenter's luxuries a fading dream of the golden past.

by Monkey's Dad February 28, 2020

super market monkey slapper

When you whack off in the car while your mom is in the supermarket shopping.

Hey,I saw Zak in the supermarket parking lot doing the ol' Super Market Monkey Slapper! And he smiled at me, that sick fucker!

by ben de la cruz March 30, 2005