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reverse masturbation

An act which is the inverse of masturbation; namely, when a person has sex with everyone else in the world but themself.
Bystander: “What’s he doing in that bathroom?”

Sexpert: “Could me more than masturbating…possibly reverse masturbation?”
Bystaner: “Noone is safe!”
Sexpert: “Reverse masturbation: it will be end of us all.”
by Triggered To Death June 22, 2020
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Magazine Masturbation March

Throughout march you go old school, no digital porn for this month.
I hope my parents don't notice the "Fakku" magazines under my bed during Magazine Masturbation March.
by ConstantPhoenix October 5, 2021
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Eye masturbation

#1:I am bordered, lets itch our eyes and describe what do we see after this weird eye masturbation
#2: heck yeaaa
by I-like-furries February 8, 2022
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Maximum Masturbation March

A term that refers to a challenge done during the month of March, where people will maximize the amount of masturbation they can do. Since Destroy Dick December is already a thing, this word's challenge challenges people to do the highest amount possible, without collateral damage.
Sorry but I'm busy, I'm about to participate in maximum masturbation march. Wanna join, bro?
by EnerJetix March 29, 2023
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Verbal masturbation

The stretching of something being said to make it much longer than it could easily be. It is usually done because the speaker feels what they said is not enough, wants to hear them self talk or wants to make what they say more confusing.

The way they stretch it is by adding similes and metaphors that basically say the same exact thing as what they originally said.
Verbal masturbation

The inquiring man is not liked for he is the hungry lion who wants more food. It is the people who are unwilling to feed his mind like there are only so many gazelle. His hunger makes the other lions tremble and begin to hate his lifelong quest for knowledge. He will never have enough and the others do not wish to put up with him, so he is always alone. Like a man who steals the money of his peers and has become rich, and hated by others. Though the others could have easily become rich because the money was up for grabs. The rich man benefits from his quest for knowledge and is hated for doing better.

Translation

An intelligent and curious person is not liked.
by Joe725 September 29, 2008
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masturbation

He's shaking hands with the unemployed, just like a politician at the Unemployment Office.

Huh?

Masturbation.

Oh, of course!
by Downstrike September 19, 2006
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Messy Anal Masturbation

The process of physically masturbating the anus causing feces and other forms of intestinal lubrication to be secreted out the anal cavity.
Wow. That kid sure likes his messy anal masturbation.
by Rob. February 1, 2003
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