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mandingas

Pronounced 'Man~dee~gas'

A mandingas is a very butch like straight woman who neglects to shave her coochie, anus, arms, legs and whose cooter stank so bad ain't no body but the lowliest bum would have a taste of the female genital area.

Usually men run away in fear and she angrily begins to take up witchcraft, but if she wasn't so skanky and stanky maybe she'd be able to keep a guy, but nah she quickly switches into lesbo mode and goes on the warpath of hate and destruction!
Angela: I killed 5.6 mil people with my mind because of you!
Kevin: Shoulda showered bitch dayum!
Angela: that's ok asshole I made a doppelganger robotic version of you and he eats my twat! Has to pick his teeth and brush for days but meh it works for me!
Kevin: Shoulda just showered and had me do it ya Mandingas!
by Jumanji Dookie November 28, 2021
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Mangini’d

When your brother badly needs an attorney for a criminal transgression and offers up his spectacular sister as a bride to the attorney he cannot afford to pay.
People ask me all the time why I ended up with this guy as a husband and I tell them I was Mangini’d.
by EaglesFan1789 March 29, 2023
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minging

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"Dude, this guy is minging! He hasn't left the vc for days!"
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Inverse Manning

A sex position very similiar to the flying manning, however using a reverse cowboy/girl instead.
A.F.: Dude, that chick looks kinda backwards
S.C.: Sounds like a prime recipient for the Inverse Manning
by Nachington December 2, 2010
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Kalua Munging

1) Where you use the Kalua style way of cooking.
2) You kill and bury a fresh female corpse.
3) After a week of cooking you dig up your victim.
4) Proceed to fuck your fresh and warm Kalua Bitch.
5) After cumming inside of your Kalua Corpse you now have the optionof Munging the corpse.
6) After munging your victim you eat and enjoy the delicious dinner of a Kalua Bitch!!
Richie: So me and the wife went to Hawaii for vacation!
Joe: Really did you enjoy some of the fabulous Kalua Munging dinners they make!
Richie: Yeah, we had a Kalua Bitch, it was amazing!
Joe: Awesome!!!!!!
by Sid87Smith October 1, 2011
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evan manning

A young camp boy who loves to play around when no ones looking. He is always relaxed in a slouch position. But if you happen to give him a push he will get fast.
Oh boy isnt he just a Evan Manning
by Fartboy720 January 30, 2017
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MBWA (Managing by walking around)

MBWA ... is an art. However, it is an art that can probably be learned—and it is clearly unrelated to having an 'outgoing' personality. In fact, arguably the best wanderers are the introverts who start with the ability to listen, because listening ... is at the heart of effective MBWA.
Those guys are useless at EVERYTHING, except MBWA (Managing by walking around)!

You know those times when you are soooo busy yet all you do is MBWA (Managing by walking around)!?
by Office Space Guy September 18, 2017
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