Magic School Bus

When you take a massive rip out of a bong and the smoke is yellow.

Dude, when Joey ripped that bong he rode the magic school bus.

by Foolish Wizard September 10, 2015

Magic Honey Pot

A wet pussy that is SO juicy and sweet it is literally like nectar from the Gods; I'm talkin' that finger lickin' good shit!

Also just a fun way of saying vagina...

I opened up my Magic Honey Pot and let him taste the sweet honey that spilt forth.

by Muttemor June 22, 2021

Magic Carpet Ride

Also known as a trifecta, a magic carpet ride is when a person takes a bong hit, followed by a bee sting and then finally an opiate.

"John won't be able to make the party tonight, because he took one too many Magic Carpet Rides."

by Boogalini July 7, 2022

Magic Right Hand

When a man masturbates furiously for a long time with his left hand, then switches to his right hand and gets off quickly.

"I had the Magic Right Hand last night."

by BentleyCoon April 13, 2009

magic dump

A magic dump is one that makes you feel alot better. Say for example you have an awful tummy ache and then you poop and it goes away, you just took a magic dump.

My stomach cramps were so awful I thought I was going to die til I took that magic dump.

by Sarah Lambert March 3, 2008

Magic Vagina Theory

A theory which posits that once a baby passes through a vagina (or leaves its mothers body) only then magically becomes human. Similar to magic dirty theory where a person emigrating from one region of the planet magically becomes the same as the inhabitants of wherever they have travelled to.

Shaqueesha: "IT'S A FEEEETUSSSS KARL NOT A HUMAN I'TS NOT ALIVE IT DOESN'T HAVE RIGHTS AHHHHHHH"
Karl: "So Magic Vagina Theory it is then."

by Gunguy July 21, 2022

Magic Carpet Ride

Two are having sex near a staircase. When the man is about to ejaculate you face her down towards the stairs. Give a good thrust and ride her down the stairs.

Me and my girlfriend took a Magic Carpet Ride last night.

by NightHausser December 16, 2009