craigslist mentality

The belief that something on Craigslist is always listed at an inflated price, and you can bargain for a lower price. this also applies to a price that is too inflated by a seller thinking that their goods are worth more than they actually are. this usually results in no one being interested in what that person is selling.

I can't believe that Nicole is selling the broken-assed car for $24,000. he really has a craigslist mentality.

by PixelJim February 11, 2014

mental compass

-a sense of direction that tells you where to go like when you park your car at the university of florida and need to find it.
something everyone has built in. not to be confused with a moral compass that would be ignorant.

-kevin wright has no mental compass
-"bro, wheres my car?" i dont know use your mental compass

by SmartGuyWhoDoesntMakeUpWords October 12, 2011

mental threesome

Sex between two people where a third joins only in your head

Last night Heather enjoyed a mental threesome, blowing Geof in her mind while he was fucking her in real life.

by ShortSmartSassySweet July 22, 2021

Mental Rizz

Rizz that forms in one's mind but has no intention of being spoken into reality.

Oscar: Yo bro, go rizz up that baddie over there!
Siddharth: Nah bro, I only got that mental rizz.

by CouncilOfMen December 20, 2022

Mentally Bust

You bust except mentally.

Fred - "You watching Date A Live boi."
Kyle - "Yeah I'm mentally bustin' right now."

by Shinobu-kun April 12, 2021

Mentally Midtable

Not smart enough to be considered 'clever' yet not sufficiently stupid enough to be catagorised as a moron.

Did you see that guy struggling with your question? He's definately Mentally Midtable.

by shane_r February 27, 2009

Mental Felony

1.Thinking about sex with a girl you see out and about (who looks to be under 18). You think about it, but never act upon it.

2. A coded name for any girl who looks suspicious of being underage and want to alert your friends without putting them on blast and to save them jail time...

(no actions = no felonies = no jail. do as you wish in your mind. create all the felonies you can handle there)

Example 1:

"Dude, definitely just had a mental felony."

Example 2:

Friend 1: "fuck, you see that girl that just passed us?"

Friend 2: "Oh yeah dude. Total mental felony right there."

by Sonic Reducer August 19, 2011