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Mental Felony

1.Thinking about sex with a girl you see out and about (who looks to be under 18). You think about it, but never act upon it.

2. A coded name for any girl who looks suspicious of being underage and want to alert your friends without putting them on blast and to save them jail time...

(no actions = no felonies = no jail. do as you wish in your mind. create all the felonies you can handle there)
Example 1:

"Dude, definitely just had a mental felony."

Example 2:

Friend 1: "fuck, you see that girl that just passed us?"

Friend 2: "Oh yeah dude. Total mental felony right there."
by Sonic Reducer August 22, 2011
mugGet the Mental Felonymug.

Settler's Mentality

Thinking you're a nice carefree person when you're part of the problem.

Old example: Little-House-On-The-Prarie-type European settlers going west to "Put in a solid day's work and carve out a new life" while being part of the mass genocide of Indigenous Americans.

New example: People moving away from California because they "Couldn't stand it anymore" and ruining the property values and job markets of their new location while transplanting the California-style politics they claim they were getting away from.
1. "I just want to promote healthy living and calm to the people I meet on social media"
"Your lifestyle is funded by your sugar daddy using child labor at off-shore factories Caitlyn, you got a real settler's mentality"

2. Instagram models advocating for mental health while their income comes from an app destroying people's mental health is some serious settler's mentality.

3. Bro you can say you support Black Lives Matter but if you keep voting for officials who defend bad cops that's just settler's mentality
by RezishDog October 18, 2021
mugGet the Settler's Mentalitymug.

mentally mushy

when someone someone is extremely mentally retarded and there's no other way to describe them.
Aight mate! I'm not high just mentally mushy..
by gabune2005 January 23, 2020
mugGet the mentally mushymug.

Mental Rort

It's when your mentally stable and mental illness or trauma side swipes you.
This bipolar diagnoses is a mental rort,
My life is a mental rort.
by AusTetris August 8, 2021
mugGet the Mental Rortmug.

Mentally masturbating

the act of pleasuring oneself by using only the mind to concentrate on something stimulating.
No one would every know that during the meeting Brandon was mentally masturbating because he wasn't using his hands to touch his penis.
by Lateesha223 July 15, 2014
mugGet the Mentally masturbatingmug.

Mental Horsepower

Mental horsepower refers to intelligence in the purest sense of cognitive ability and memory.
Those with high MH have the ability to learn math and science easily and trivially.
by mathistheonlytruth February 2, 2017
mugGet the Mental Horsepowermug.

Hood mentality

Ross: will struts around with his hood mentality thinking he's got a better apprenticeship than me
by Rossykins69 April 15, 2022
mugGet the Hood mentalitymug.

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