mason jar

A measure of the diameter of the anal sphincter.

Holy shit! Goatse's ass is like 3 mason jars wide!

by spanto May 5, 2005

mason county

Describes a person who did not know what a black person was, till he ventured out of his holler at the adult age of 12, (legally able to drink at 12 in this region).

Usually able to consume 10-12 beers in one sitting, the procede to hit on Fat Chicks at rock concerts.

Only Mason County is crazy enough to get kicked out of a high school basketball game by the rent-a-pig and then go consume beers and the parking lot. Afterwards go hit on the underage cheerleaders.

by The Gook and Cracker Crew (GCC) March 17, 2005

Masonic Temple

A social club for monotheistic men that gives much to valuable charitable social causes.

The secrecy in modern Masonry is really irrelevant. It is simply a leftover from Masonry's past. The Masons get their name from the fact that they were LITERAL stone & mortar masons who built temples to the Supreme God. Later, they became guardians of these temples. Contrary to many religious groups and their teachers, the Masonic Temple views Mazda, Yahweh, Jesus and Allah as just being different names for the SAME PERSON. Zoroastrianism, Judaism, Christianity and Islam are seen more as different DENOMINATIONS of the same true religion, rather than as separate religions. Although some Masons have been led astray throughout history, True Masons want to protect all of these monotheistic religions from harm, which sometimes comes from their sibling religious groups! Yes, some got involved in the Crusades, but, most have set out to keep the peace among all monotheists, and among all people in general.

by The Master Mason August 11, 2006

Mason Roe

Noun - Flaccid Mowhawk that when let loose, looks like the traditional 30's uptight haircut.

That guy with the mullet is standing next to the guy with the mason roe. What an ugly pair.

by Matt January 3, 2005

Mason

A Triggered person who hates dogs and gets rejected by Evelyn multiple times. After failing with Evelyn he trys to hit on Ellie but fails and rebounds back to Evelyn being shut down once again. Also his pee pee small

Hello Mason no one loves you also ur mum gey

by Miggity42 September 15, 2018

Mason brownlee

A fucked up fucker

Mason brownlee defined

“Teacher”
It’s the autistic kid

“Masons friends”
No he’s just has very bad mental problems

by Jaggediceburg February 14, 2020

mason

What is Mason Roth? Mason is a total simp. Mason calls everyone else a simp but in reality he do b da only simp around my guy...
Am i wrong? No.

Mason simps over Avery every night.

Mason do b a simp doe...

by yoloit.comm March 27, 2020