legal, single, and ready to mingle

when a single person becomes 18 years of age and is ready to legally date.

"Hey tom are you legal yet?" "i'm legal, single, and ready to mingle"

by zachariah smith October 21, 2008

Logan Paul

A cancerous cunt who needs to die

1: Hey did you hear about Logan Paul
2: Who hasn’t heard of that faggot

by Noscopefuzion January 1, 2018

local black guy

Peter Griffin.

On that one episode where Peter Griffin learns that he has african ancestors, he is referred to on the news as "Local Black Guy".

"If I had black heritage I'd ask to be referred to this subtitle on the news as well. lol but then again I'm a weird person myself."
-me

by Dave February 18, 2004

Legalgraviside

A word that means nothing. It can only be spoken when you have nothing to say. Then one can say legalgraviside.

Drake: So how about them Pittsburgh pirates?
Christian: ... Legalgraviside.

by Captain oblivious1029 February 20, 2009

Logan

A creature lurking around somewhere in the Romanian countryside. Logan is a sexlicious man-beast.

Logan has wings made of chocolate.

"Okay kids, your father's going to tell you the story of the time he encountered the Logan! Yeah, I know....wow."

by I'm Not Giving You My Name!! December 25, 2008

local poking post

a girl(or guy) that is known to be extremely easy and is receptive to depraved acts like rimjobs and ass to mouth. they are typically reputed to have every cock in town stuck in every opening on their body at least once.

candice leigh price is an example of a local poking post

by josh younggayblood February 14, 2008

legal system

a corrupt system in place to in strict fear

BUT

it's corrupt for a reason: if people didn't break the fucking law, then they wouldn't have to go through it

bill told me to stop at the ben and jerries so he could piss in their garbage can, i said "bro you ever been through the legal system?"

by DankBuds November 21, 2009