The Lizard Squad

A bunch of 10 yr old faggots that live in their dead parents basement and suck cock for a living and also they have claimed to be DDosing people what a bunch of useless 10 yr olds

(Bill) hey joe have you heard of the lizard squad
(Joe) oh those cock sucking 10 yr olds that are fucking blind yes I have
(Bill) oh I thought they were cool
(Joe) they are more of a faggot then justin bieber you dumbass
(Bill) :(

by ToxikSwagginsSwagJagger January 14, 2015

clogged lizard

The act of putting a Q-tip into the penis and then getting jacked off.

I got a clogged lizard last night

by SC_UC March 03, 2007

Monitor Lizard

A person who spends too much time at the computer for frivolous reasons,gaming or aimless net-surfing. Same as Mouse Potato

That guy spends so much time playing Halo he's becoming a real monitor lizard.

by Rann109 August 24, 2008

Slow Lizard

1) Is a child's view of a scorpion. 2) An off-roader that resides in Yuma, Arizona.

"Look daddy, a slow lizard". That's NOT a lizard! It's a scorpion!

by "Big" Chris October 07, 2006

Fender Lizard

Definition #2 A "Fender Lizard" is one who can be found crawling under fenders admiring the suspension of that particular vehicle. Very popular in the Off Road Community especially as the vehicles line up for inspection or at the start line.

A dude with a flatbill hat and black socks with his head stuck between a tire and fender of a Trophy Truck may be refered to as a "Fender Lizard". He may even take a picture on his cell phone of the impressive suspension to send his fellow flatbillers back home...

by Capt Fender Lizard April 05, 2010

Motivational Lizard

The motivational Lizard is a god, something much stronger then any man, it will rule the world with a iron fist. WATCH OUT FOR THE LIZARD OF THE GODS. THIS LIZARD WILL MOTIVATE THE HELL OUT OF YOU, YOU STUPID HUMAN!

TODAY I THINK I WILL PRAY TO THE MOTIVATIONAL LIZARD AND MAYBE CUM TOO

by OPGAMER637589 March 11, 2020

lot lizard

a truck stop prostitute is usually referred to as a lot lizard mainly because they are usually hanging around truck stop parking lots trading intercourse or the act of fellacio for crack. the term lizard refers to the fact that prostitutes have no souls.

billy bob: hey rusty nail who was that in your truck just now?

rusty nail: oh, just some lot lizard trading her sorry self for some crack. too bad that was just baby powder.

by brandilla tha thrilla March 22, 2010