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zander la cheese lemones

DONT QUESTION THE ALMIGHTY ZANDER GOD

also dont ask for cheese lemones
i liek zander la cheese lemones. he gave me milk
by rice g0d 1337 February 6, 2018
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lemonade fakeout

when your getting your wang sucked and you tell the bitch your cumming then little does she know...you pee in her mouth..
-yo what did u do this weekend?

- Oh nothing really, i gave sally the lemonade fakeout and she broke up with me.
by Shane McFalls November 28, 2007
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lemonade

A drink made from lemons.
"Lemonade was a popular drink, and it still is" - Guru (from Gang Starr)
by meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee September 19, 2005
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lemon game

A sexual game usaully played by horny high school students.

-The names of five boys are written down .
-The names of five things you could go with a lemon, or actions/verbs
-The names of five girls ending with 's' are written down.
-Then write down five bodie part, male or female.
-OPTIONAL. to write down five location but that's lame
-They are then numbered from one to five in a random order to create amusing sentences.
lemon game-

boys
1. Connor
2. Preston
3. Aaron
4. Marty
5. Kyle

actions with lemon
2. kissed
4. slaped
1. kicked
3. fingered
5. licked

girls
5. Terra's
1. Rene's
3. Kaylie's
4. Brittany's
2. Jessica's

bodie parts
2. penis
1. vagina
4. ear
3. tongue
5. butt

(all numbers are RANDOMLY ordered if you know what number each thing is, it's just not as fun)

-sentences, just go back and put all the same numbers and make a sentnce (some don't make sense, but they're amusing)
ex.

1. connor kicked rene's vagina
2. preston kissed jessica's penis
3. aaron fingered kaylie's tongue
4. marty slapped brittany's ear
5. kyle licked terra's butt

haha yeah like i said some make NO sense

but it's a fun game
by haileighxbby December 3, 2007
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Lemon Line

A "skinny white border" applied to the outer edges of a photographic print before mounting on a black matte board, named after the professor who never fails to suggest it as an improvement.
"Oh snap, I accidentally cut off the Lemon Line!"
"I guess you'll have to reprint now."

"I wouldn't hand that in without a Lemon Line."
by Tamia February 19, 2008
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Lemon Pusher

A term used to describe a frustrated, unappreciated, incessantly ridiculed, middle child. A lemon pusher is sour but sweet. A lemon pusher knows how to push past the bitterness of life and make it work. A lemon pusher knows how to take lemons and make lemonade.
V: YOU'RE A MIDDLE CHILD?!

C: Yeesssssss I hateee it (smiley face with a gun shooting it)

V: I feel you. *bangs head repeatedly on wall*

C: We're lemon pushers... what can I say? -_-
by v1cky685 October 24, 2011
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Orcutt Lemon Juicer

The act of urinating in a womans vagina during intercourse and proceeding to eat her out.
Kyle gave Kelly an Orcutt Lemon Juicer and now his tounge is yellow.
by O-Town123456789 April 13, 2009
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