Trash bag Jet Lag 

when your body clock is confused into thinking it has jet-lag... caused by a weekend of nocturnal partying and chemical abuse.

Causing the inability to sleep on a Sunday night and waking exhausted on a Monday morning.

The shortened from. Simply: Trash-lag

Joey: oh my god, I had NO sleep all weekend, then went to bed early on Sunday night and barely got a wink even though I was exhausted.

Katie: Your such a trash bag. You def got a case of Trash bag jet lag

Trash bag Jet Lag by trottdog October 14, 2010

Fuck Lag 

A moment while having sexual intercourse when you stop for a second or 2 in penetrating the woman's (or if gay, man's Asshole) vagina.

No Fuck Lag:
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Fuck Lag:
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Fuck Lag by Kyle Keith May 24, 2006

sex lag 

That two-three day lag which one exeriences after a long weekend of debaucherous sex. Generally it takes a couple of sleeps and a long shower or two to get over it. One of the grimiest ways you can ever feel. Spent.

"I'm sorry Joe, can't come out tonight due to extreme sex lag, need to get some sleep real bad or my brain won't turn on again".

sex lag by Diva D January 21, 2006

Piss lag 

Temporary inability to piss when you're at the urinal.

"Sorry I couldn't come back to class quickly, Mrs. Johnson. I was suffering from mad piss lag."

Piss lag by Plastic Platypus February 28, 2009

Lap lag 

Gal pal spelled backwards = Lap lag. A male who befrinds lots of girls, often disregarding their own male gender friends.

Lap lags often can relate to girls about fashion, clothes, shoes, nails, "in" hair styles, and love to converse w/ girls about gossip & drama on the couch under a snuggly warm blanket and a good movie. Lap lags also like to sit at "all girl" lunch tables and get the inside scoop on female culture. Being taf, cute, and in love with video games are optional, but are usually present in a "lap lag""gal or "gal pal"

Scene . Guy at an All Male Lunch table. MJ at an all female lunch table

Guy : Hey get over here and stop being a lap lag
MJ: Dude shutup were talking about some serious stuff over here, if only you could my feelings!

Lap lag by Jameyf'nbaby 1 November 9, 2010

Lip Lag

The resulting difference between the words a person's mouth forms and what is heard while watching something that has been dubbed over or something that has been poorly animated.

(Deaf) Person: Wth did he just say?
(Deaf) Person 2: Signing Don't worry it's just some Lip Lag.

Lip Lag by Xander M. May 28, 2008

Culture lag 

Culture lag: hopelessness, irritability and other effects felt by a person after a journey across cultures seemingly more advanced than its own.

Cannot watch the local news yet—just returned from Singapore yesterday and still in culture lag a bit.

Culture lag by Kitone January 5, 2009