kidney fucker

A person or thing that cuts a hole near a kidney then has sex with it.

Some doctors are such kidney fuckers.

by Kidney Fucker January 21, 2004

Kinder egg

...The same as the above but with a crappy build it yourself toy inside an awkward to open pale blue pod of doom!

Imagine an egg made of dark and white chocolate, with a little bit of pure hell inside it that you give to your kid to try and bite open, who you end up taking to hospital beacause the blue pod snapped back closed on their lip and removed a chunk of it!!!

DONT BUY ONE!!!

by Triple J April 26, 2005

Kidnergarden

Place were David studied kindergarden

" You must be in Kidnergarden "

by ;) November 30, 2004

kinderpimp

Young guys who hang out with or date prostitots

That little prostitot outside the Old Navy is probably waiting for her kinderpimp

by Smitch September 19, 2005

tappin' kidneys

is the act of fucking the shit out of a girl, or going to be in the future.

Damn, I am going to be tappin' those kidneys tonight.

I was tappin' kidneys last night!

by joe suck me off February 12, 2006

Kinder-bat

A gothic human being.

Wow Stu!!! That chick is dressed like a kinderbat!

by Hilary December 2, 2003

kidney rape

Refering to when, in a video game, one is being attacked from behind in an unfair manner. Usually constantly.

Holy ass bandit, I just got kidney raped by that other team!!!111one!1!11!!

by Mister Sir June 11, 2006