Keyboard Welder

A douchebag troll that comments on welding videos like he or she is some kind professional welder even though they have ZERO pictures or videos of welds they produced on their own profiles/pages. Their opinion is WORTHLESS and they should be immediately BANNED from your account.

Creator in video: *welds a perfect stack of dimes with a mig*
Keyboard welder: "YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN PUSHING INSTEAD OF DRAGGING, YOU SUCK."
Everyone Else: BANNNNNNNNNNNN

Keyboard Welder by RUSTYCREEKFAB January 5, 2026

Keyboard Mechanic

A complete TOOL that trolls online DIY and Tip videos that show the public procedures and tips on repairing cars and trucks These guys generally work at "your moms house" or the workplace is an empty field on social profiles. They like to tell you how you fucked up and how WRONG you're doing something when in fact their own mechanical knowledge and experience isn't enough to fix a coffee maker.

DIY Content Creator: perfectly rebuilds and assembles a pair of cylinder head from start to finish.
Keyboard mechanic (who probably works at starbucks): "DUDE, YOU FUCKED THOSE HEADS UP SO BAD. YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST BOUGHT NEW ONES. YOU'RE A SHITTY MECHANIC. YOU DIDNT EVEN PUT GOLF BALL DIMPLES IN IT."

*then proceeds to go watch "the view" under a blankie on his couch*

Keyboard Mechanic by RUSTYCREEKFAB January 15, 2026

Play him off, Keyboard Cat 

Play him off, Keyboard Cat is an internet meme that broke in early 2009. The meme features a video of a cat playing a keyboard added as a punchline to a fail video. The original video of Keyboard Cat was shot in the 1980s and uploaded to YouTube by the cat's owner Charlie Schmidt in 2007. Another YouTuber, Brad O'Farrell, uploaded the first Play him off, Keyboard Cat video in February 2009, combining a clip of a man in a weelchair falling down an escalator with the Keyboard Cat clip. The meme started to spread soon after as other users began creating more Play him (or her) off, Keyboard Cat clips, and msm coverage followed. Keyboard Cat (real name Fatso) died in 2000.

Example of a Play him off, Keyboard Cat video:
Bill O'Reilly: We'll do it live! Fuck it! I'll write it and we'll do it live! Fucking thing sucks!
Keyboard Cat: Doo doo doo doo, doo doo-doo doo.

Play him off, Keyboard Cat by null_device May 14, 2009

cockblocking keyboard 

The keyboard that was shown at the beginning of the 'Hell To The No' number in Season 2, Episode 16 of Glee. It is the 'cockblocking keyboard' because the scene before 'Hell To The No' was the scene of Kurt and Blaine's first kiss. Right before they were about to show Kurt and Blaine's steamy second kiss, the scene cut to the angle of this keyboard, thus instigating a cockblock among the Klaine fandom.

Person 1: What's so special about this keyboard?
Klaine shipper: It is the cockblocking keyboard of evil. I WANT MY SECOND KLAINE KISS!

cockblocking keyboard by itcouldhappen--neversaynever September 13, 2011

gamer's keyboard 

a keyboard that has some or all of the letters missing due to heavy gaming. the most commonly worn-away letters are w,a,s and d since they are the default keys for movement. r (reload), too, is often missing.

you will find that your gamer's keyboard soon loses its 'f' key after a few nights of doom3 in the dark.

gamer's keyboard by darkslyde July 6, 2007

Chair to keyboard interface error 

1. Cryptic means of telling a person they don't know how to use their computer.

2. Computer problems caused by not knowing basic computer functions.

Calling Tech Support over an obvious computer solution such as an unplugged monitor not turning on.

"That's a simple Chair to keyboard interface error, sir. Just plug that mouse in and you're golden."

Chair to keyboard interface error by Insubious December 9, 2008

The Keyboard Mash 

The greatest possible expression of frustration short of bestial snarling.

Also the only word in the English language that can legitimately include numbers and be spelt any way you please.

The Keyboard Mash in use:

"Why are you so adsfl;kjqearlf;jking stupid?!"

"389uy4r89w34yhegoiahrg9024t90"

"asdf;lkad;glaf!"

"&hy&%^78Hn"

The Keyboard Mash by Jessica Ellen October 20, 2008