Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?

Japanese phrase that translates into "Hello, is this the police (army, FBI)?"
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.

Filthy lolicon retard: "Hey, look at these freshly taken pics of this beautiful little primary school loli girl that I took while stalking her. Real cute, yeah? Look at that flatboard chest, look at dem thicc thighs. I wanna screw her so bad."

Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?

by A real fking god. September 03, 2018

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gl hf dd ka hh jk gd oe iw ky mf ay ja sf cl ds jk oa in ia nk hh hf bl

A term used in Warcraft II: Battle Net edition by
-DiamondBolt
-Zeldaroolz
-CrimsonShadows
Literally meaning
"Good luck, have fun, don't die, kick ass, ha ha, just kidding. Go die, or else I will kick your mother fucking ass you jackass shitfaced cocklicking dicksucker. Just kidding! Or am I? No I am not kidding. Ha ha, have fun, bad luck."
It is only succesfully typed within the alotted 5 seconds approxamitely 33% of the time.

noob1: start
noob2: go
noob1: fucking start
leader: O-FUCKING-KAY
CrimsonShadows: gl hf dd ka hh jk gd oe iw ky mf ay ja sf cl ds jk oa in ia nk hh hf bl
noob3: wot
noob1: wtf

by Niggadicks July 06, 2006

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oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine!

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oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine!

by bonak September 30, 2020

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Ka image-an

Tagalog slang refers to a well-built sexually attractive young man

Astig ang abs! ka image-an si kuya
(His abs rules! that guy is ka image-an)

by kundena July 02, 2011

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Bobo ka

Bobo ka is a common phrase used as a kind greeting in the Philippine language. You may have heard it on the streets of the country. You could say it means "how are you," but it's more like "are you doing great?"

Oi, bobo ka, alam mo?
Response: Ikaw rin, tangina mo. (What about you? I'm in the same mood as you.)

by cream_felonious November 21, 2023

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