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Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?

Japanese phrase that translates into "Hello, is this the police (army, FBI)?"
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.
Filthy lolicon retard: "Hey, look at these freshly taken pics of this beautiful little primary school loli girl that I took while stalking her. Real cute, yeah? Look at that flatboard chest, look at dem thicc thighs. I wanna screw her so bad."

Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?
by A real fking god. September 3, 2018
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A term used in Warcraft II: Battle Net edition by
-DiamondBolt
-Zeldaroolz
-CrimsonShadows
Literally meaning
"Good luck, have fun, don't die, kick ass, ha ha, just kidding. Go die, or else I will kick your mother fucking ass you jackass shitfaced cocklicking dicksucker. Just kidding! Or am I? No I am not kidding. Ha ha, have fun, bad luck."
It is only succesfully typed within the alotted 5 seconds approxamitely 33% of the time.
noob1: start
noob2: go
noob1: fucking start
leader: O-FUCKING-KAY
CrimsonShadows: gl hf dd ka hh jk gd oe iw ky mf ay ja sf cl ds jk oa in ia nk hh hf bl
noob3: wot
noob1: wtf
by Niggadicks July 6, 2006
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Bobo ka

Bobo ka is a common phrase used as a kind greeting in the Philippine language. You may have heard it on the streets of the country. You could say it means "how are you," but it's more like "are you doing great?"
Oi, bobo ka, alam mo?
Response: Ikaw rin, tangina mo. (What about you? I'm in the same mood as you.)
by cream_felonious November 21, 2023
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Bandi(ka)

Bandi(ka) is the fictional penis of the famous 20th century Hungarian poet Endre Ady¹
It behaves like a cat but it is actually a big furry penis.

It is the best pet ever!
Someone: Hey did you see Bandi(ka) today?
Me: Yes it's in my bed sleeping.
Someone: Ohh cool Im gonna pet him
by Pepe2222 May 16, 2020
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EDDIE KA-FUCKIN' SPAGHETTI

A QUEEN. A GODDESS. WE. KA-FUCKIN'. STAN. Like, 1) makes me G A Y, 2) Soft girl tingggzzz uwu, and 3) Holy shit one of THE purest and most adorable people on Earth I swear to our sista God in Heaven uwu
SDFGHJKGKDF EDDIE KA-FUCKIN' SPAGHETTI MAKES ME UUWWWUUUUUUU <33333333333333
by Mahi!! February 29, 2020
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KA KA real smooth

A phrase for Kim Dracula's dance moves.
by LXXLoveRoulette July 31, 2023
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