Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?

Japanese phrase that translates into "Hello, is this the police (army, FBI)?"
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.

Filthy lolicon retard: "Hey, look at these freshly taken pics of this beautiful little primary school loli girl that I took while stalking her. Real cute, yeah? Look at that flatboard chest, look at dem thicc thighs. I wanna screw her so bad."

Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?

by A real fking god. September 3, 2018

gl hf dd ka hh jk gd oe iw ky mf ay ja sf cl ds jk oa in ia nk hh hf bl

A term used in Warcraft II: Battle Net edition by
-DiamondBolt
-Zeldaroolz
-CrimsonShadows
Literally meaning
"Good luck, have fun, don't die, kick ass, ha ha, just kidding. Go die, or else I will kick your mother fucking ass you jackass shitfaced cocklicking dicksucker. Just kidding! Or am I? No I am not kidding. Ha ha, have fun, bad luck."
It is only succesfully typed within the alotted 5 seconds approxamitely 33% of the time.

noob1: start
noob2: go
noob1: fucking start
leader: O-FUCKING-KAY
CrimsonShadows: gl hf dd ka hh jk gd oe iw ky mf ay ja sf cl ds jk oa in ia nk hh hf bl
noob3: wot
noob1: wtf

by Niggadicks July 6, 2006

oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine!

dela cuesta queen and kings of rpw

oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine!

by bonak September 29, 2020

ka-do-shitz

A person who may be considered borderline genius with all the skills they have mastered in multiple trades.

I'm calling Tommy to fix this cause he can ka-do-shitz.

by Buttslut1971 December 3, 2016

Ka Long

Ka Long is made in thailand. He deserves the utmost respect and would let you play with his hair. He would take risks to meet his significant other's family just to take romantic photos. He shakes his head as you type in his definition. Ka long is a keeper, and measures his penis in angstrom. If you meet a ka long, don't approach him because his significant other will not stop until you die.

Ka Long is the best boyfriend you will ever find.

by Terrorblazer_ February 28, 2023

bata ka

it means this kid, that kid, or your a kid in tagalog.

"ur so dumb... bata ka.."

"what?"

"nothing"

by iwannacri December 4, 2018

Ka Chow

A slang term that refers to the female genitalia.

It is a more accepted term in the Philippines mostly likely in the Northern part of Luzon for vagina.

She needs to shave some hair off her Ka Chow because it's getting longer

by AngPinoyNaMagaling June 2, 2024