Uncle Junior

slang for extremely short and slim wang

I burst out laughing, his Uncle Junior didn't even touch the sides

by MJLD August 14, 2010

junior burger

Someone fresh, a rookie or anyone new to the game. Someone inexperienced in the drug game who has no idea what they are doing or buying.

1. "I don't want you giving my number out to all your 'Junior burger' friends, they can't keep their mouth's shut."

by Diego July 12, 2003

jenison junior high school

A little slice of hell in the conservative trash town that is Jenison. If you thought middle school was bad before, check out Jenison Junior High School. Controlled by principle Mr. Cat-Dildo, it is it’s own land of conservative heaven, because here things such as shoulders, midriffs, freedom of thought, and gay people, seemingly cease to exist! Our school motto is “to produce the whitest straightest students to exist”. A small army of Frank Sinatras if you will. If you love good grades, stable mental health, discovering yourself, and the best two years of your life.. TURN THE FUCK AROUND BECAUSE THIS IS NOT THE PLACE FOR YOY

I have to go to therapy because I went to Jenison Junior High School

by Catsonweed May 30, 2018

junsoo

Commonly found in new zealand after being kicked out of its natural habitat ( korea). This breed of asian tends to act like he gets all the girls when really he is a virgin at 40 years old. This breed of asian is extremely loyal and can be trusted.

"Omg did you hear how junsoos had 7 girlfriends this year"

"Bullshit he hasnt even had one in his life"

by WannabePossum March 10, 2016

junior cougar

a junior cougar, aka a "cub", is a woman 25-29 years old who goes after younger men. some day they will blossom into cougars.

This is to be distinguished from a "cougar", who is a woman 30-39 years old that goes after younger men. Or even a "double cougar" (40+ years old)

oooh man we went out to the bars last night and there were these gold-digging junior cougars who were all over us.

by smith5565 February 10, 2008

junior frosty

When one sticks one's dick in a block of ice then jacks off

Bro I can't believe Justin gave himself a Junior Frosty. That shit must have hurt.

by EerieEagle October 10, 2017

junbo

A little asian boy from Perrysburg who was put in prison.

Hey Junbo how's life on the inside

by stop yo beaver March 5, 2018