Jett

A little Pingas-muncher of whom nicknamed his one-incher "Stanky Knob", His pingas is so small he thinks that he's unique, and his head is probably on fire...*Wink Wink*...

"Hey bro, you know Jett, right?"

"Yeah."

"He sucked my cock last night."

"Bro."

"He ate the cum, too."

"Bro. Didn't ask."

by ahhhahhahhahah December 7, 2023

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Joette (⬅️front) (back➡️) joette: an individual as unique as her name. She commands a room, by merely entering it. Fortunately, is highly outgoing and social, which pairs well with the unspoken urge others get, to gravitate toward her positive energy and vibrant aura. He charismatic and engaging personality is one that is said to “leave you “wanting more” ~ “cant seem to get enough of”” ~ “unexplained withdrawals” (said to happen noticeable amounts of time with no contact). The simple explanation/definition of what the name JOETTE truly embodies is comparable to that of any relatable initial exposure to a substance or experience SO intense initially, that you are immediately hooked. One is known to find themselves spending far too much time looking for me, spending money on me, absorbing time with me at every free moment. If there a times, where they are unable to satiate the craving for my attention and presence, it has been known to happen countless times, they will resort to seeking out an alternative. (Please see definition for complete explanation, but, obviously it is a choice to settle for less” in the attempt to ease the burning desire that goes along with this “phenomenon”. I would make mention of my middle name, but, all of this has been pretty overwhelming and THAT definition is solely responsible for MY insatiable appetite for large black cock, thick, HEAVY! often, non stop, oh! And black.

Chris 😉- “Hey bro! All I have heard about from last nites party is some “JOETTE” sample”
Ross- “oh! I know, I keep hearing the name come from everyone’s names as they then stare glazed and trickling drool from their mouths. It’s as if they saw a ghost”
Chris: “Exactly, and my phone has been blowing up, with texts from practiaclly every person that attended begging and offering money for any contact info for HER”
Ross: “Dude! Do you know what this reminds me of? It is oddly similar to the reaction YOU get in the company of other people”.
Chris: “Your right it’s as if they all have been “CHRIS-SLAPPED”, but instead, they have been “Jo-etched”! Which is similar, yet more permanent and far more desired”!

by Ladyj222 February 16, 2024

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To rocket a person or object vertically out of da front seat of da Knight Industries 2000 car after having pushed da "Eject R" or "Eject L" button, if said tricked-out ride had been made by Volkswagen instead of Pontiac.

Many of da earlier-model VWs had either convertible tops or a sunroof, so I suppose dat they could have been outfitted to jettason its occupants skyward if desired.

by QuacksO April 6, 2024

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Jett is that one friend that has a friend named Henry, who gets annoyed by someone named Abby.

Jett is a good friend

by TheRealGuy'sWife April 19, 2024

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A form of masturbation involving pool jets (or jacuzzi jets) where one willing individual pulls their swimming trunks down and spreads their cheeks, inserting the jet into the open asshole, letting the gallons of water be absorbed within.

“I was at my local pool and noticed my dick didn’t fit in the jets, so I decided to try jetting and oh boy the pressure really gets to you.”

by BIGGESTANDY May 19, 2024

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