christian jank

The type of movies and series you see on pureflix or JW Broadcasting, something that looks fake, but is for real and absolutely serious, most of the time with some kind of budget but invested all in the wrong places, and it always features the same actors, like Kevin Sorbo and/or David A R White, most of the time its just poorly written christian propaganda

"hey jen, did you watch that new "christian jank" series last night?"

by Hanzo_nagashi October 12, 2022

jank

british slang for saying someone is unattractive

'that boy george is well jank'
'pasta is fucking jank'

by Scutty May 28, 2015

jank

Stupid, smelly, worthless, annoying. usually not up to Erin McDonnell's standards. Not worthy of her greatness. Someone who is jank is someone who doesn't respect someone, and usually is looking for a good ass beating. If you are jank, you should probably run away from Erin McDonnell, before she gets her trashcan.

"Dude, Tiffany is going out with Erin's ex-boyfriend.."
"Man, that bitch is Jank. She loves sloppy seconds".

by justinbieberforever March 6, 2011

Jank

The word used to describe Dean’s computer setup.

Wtf Dean why is your setup so jank?

by LlamaLabs May 25, 2019

Janks

Janks is a slang term for a pair of shoes that are crappy, normally used on occasions that are not important, or occasions where your shoes might otherwise get ruined.

Boy, "Are you going to where your Nikes to the game tonight?"
Other Boy, "No, I'm going to where my Janks. I don't want my Nikes to get ruined."

by Eternal Prophet September 29, 2015

Jank

This word is completely made up by a syrian.

Im Charlie and i made up jank.

by Williamwonker January 1, 2021

Hanky jank

Hanky jank- As you ejaculate whist you are being titty fucked and your 27mph sperm load hits her face causing and sound that ricochets into a harmonious Sonic boom echo.

I once painted a wall while doing some hanky jank bullshit.

by Spedoman'sspork February 14, 2022