Fence Jumper

An illegal immigrant, more specifically
an illegal immigrant from mexico.

You fence jumpin landscaper, Go mow my lawn!

by Louis December 10, 2004

hunter jumper

The style of horseback riding where the rider is required to look as pretty as possible while riding a dead broke horse. To compete in the larger competitions a snobby attitude has to be developed. Most riders find that inserting a stick up their ass helps tremendously. The bigger the competition, the larger the stick that must be inserted up the arse.

Symptoms of a hunter jumper rider include: heels jammed down far enough that they are useless for any reason not cosmetic, a painfully arched back, a perpetual condescending scowl, and daddy over by the car acting as groom and dishing out money.

Symptoms of a hunter jumper horse include: a double bridle (heaven forbid the hunter jumper rider try to control a horse with a snaffle!), puny hindquarters and huge shoulders from hauling itself around on its forhand, and a dull expression from having to do the same thing again and again.

Please kill me if I ever decide to do hunter jumper.

by drco May 24, 2006

puddle jumper

Small spacecraft created by the Ancients. Several of these ships were discovered in various hangars in Atlantis, and are used by the Atlantis Expedition for various purposes. Puddle Jumpers feature retractable thrusters that allow them to travel through a Stargate, as well as powerful drone weapons for self-defense and a cloaking device to avoid detection. They are operated via neural interface, and so the ATA gene is required to activate and pilot the ship.

Lt. Col. John Sheppard got into Jumper 1, their puddle jumper, with Teyla Emmagan, Ronon Dex, and Dr. Rodney McKay.

by SG-Me February 15, 2010

Jaspered

To half-ass something; to make it appear an object or item has been fixed but will fall apart or break soon after touching or using it.

Person A: That used truck you bought is awesome!

Person B: Yeah, but the guy I got it from totally jaspered everything on it. There's double-sided tape on the gas door, bondo all over, and the radio falls apart when you try to use it.

Person A: Sorry, man. Sounds like you definitely got jaspered on that one.

by SteenaLouise May 26, 2015

Up your jumper

Insult, like 'up yours'. Used by little old cockney ladies in South London.

"Up your jumper you bleedin idiot!"

by MehetMan September 25, 2009

Japer

1.The act of playing your guitar for your baby girl after sex, no matter how bad it sounds

2. The act of ejaculating in less than 45 seconds

Guy1: Hey i totally had sex with my girl friend yesterday

Guy2: That's awesome, did you use the japer?

Guy1: o hell no, i'm not a giant faggot.

by Geneseofarmplow1! May 6, 2009

Toe Jammer

1. Someone who intentially jams their toes to attract the opposite sex.

2. A weirdo who likes to put their toes in the top of a milk jug so no milk comes out. Often causing a riot during breakfast hours.

3. Someone who likes to rub grape jam on their toes and stick two slices of bread on top to make a sandwich.

2. Guy 1: I Want some fucking milk
Guy 2: You can't cuz Brad has his toes blocking the milk flow.
Guy 1: Damn, Brad is such a Toe Jammer.

by Randy Gilbert April 15, 2009