japanese surprise

When your ex-girlfriend wakes you up in the morning dressed as a ninja, afterwards she steals your morning paper. Actually no one knows why, she can't read anyway.

E: Dude, i got a japanese surprise this morning.
A: I hope she didn't wore a headband with the word ninja printed on it?

by Antonbabusja March 16, 2008

japanese 2x4

When an unusally large object is crammed inside of an ass or vagina causing the victim to scream like a small japanese girl.

Dude your sister was so loud last night when I gave her that japanese 2x4

by Jeff Phillips April 27, 2006

Flying the Japanese Flag

Of a female, to menstruate.

No chance of a poke tonight, my girl is flying the japanese flag.

by gobshite July 4, 2009

japanease copter pilot

To sit in a chair and wank, using fast short strokes.
when cumming gripping the copter stick tight and screwing ya face up as to look like a japanease copter pilot

Trying to pull ya copter out of a dive before blowing ya beans all in the cockpit all the time ya face is screwed up making you look like a japanease copter pilot

by james Venom August 21, 2006

Japanese Job

Japanese Job, also known as, a JJ or J-squared, is the art of oraly stimulating the beginning of fecal matter, as it is still warm and attached to the receivers anus.

Brooke gave DL a JJ the other night, he said it was the best pleasure he has ever received.

by Courtney Love February 2, 2005

japanese bus ride

One girl is sucking 2 dicks while riding another guy reverse cowgirl sitting straight up. The two guys getting their dicks sucked bust in each of her eyes while shes still riding the other guy. Her eyes become squinted and shes bouncing up and down as if she was in a bus driven by an asian person.

Did you hear about that slut devlin, i heard he got japanese bus rided.

by qmoneynig April 12, 2010

Japanese Goldfish

N.: The sexual act of self mutulating one's scrotum by cutting off the ears of a dog and stapling them to the scrotum, thus making what looks like the tail of Japanese gold fish. (Or Coy Fish)

Guy:"Wanna see my rare fish from japan?" Girl:"Ok." Drops pants Girl"Oh my!" Guy: "it's a Japanese Goldfish!"

by That_guy_in_the_box March 1, 2011