Janke

A rather large loser. Usually a chef, he always makes bad jokes and walks around with a stupid smile on his face, causing everyone to groan at the same time "Jankeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." Did I mention it's a wierd last name?

Girls with this name are hot and amazing.

I won't go down in history, but I will go down on Janke's sister.

by RaptorHayzus May 7, 2009

Jankety

Adj: When something is shitty and doesn't work.

Verb: To be shitty and not work, a person, object or anything.
-----OR-----
Irrelevant Chuck Norris jokes, to make no sense at all like: pussy-attic-mouse-kitty-fuck-job-tooth-ache. Mary Popins, Bad cars, Bad movies

Person 1: Man, this toothbrush does not work! I put it on vibrate, but it still won't give me the satisfaction of a dildo!
Person 2: Well, fuck, I'd say that's a jankety piece of shit.

by Sam o_e June 18, 2009

jimmy jank

Verb: when an individual blatantly steals from the person. You sit while you get stolen right out of your hands!

The perpetrator typically yells "jimmy jank!" and then may proceed to use the stolen item. This may include eating twizzlers, riding away on your bike or drinking your purple drink

(Also an interjection)

ex. 1: Josh was eating a pack of Golden Oreos when Fitho jimmy janked the last one!

ex. 2: Kanye jimmy janked the spotlight from Taylor Swift on teh TV that one time. (See imma let you finish)

by John teh Fisherman November 29, 2009

Jank

1.Used when you bout to knock a bitch out!!!

2.Pull aside----HARD

1."I'm bout to straight JANK yo ass!"

2."Security straight janked his ass out tha club, dawg!"

by Baby Wes February 12, 2004

jank

A word meaning the same thing as "junk" or "stuff."

That jank be the bomb, yo.

by Lady Delilah of Appletree May 30, 2004

jank

-verb

To steal pictures from another person's Facebook account.

That picture of us is awesome, I'm totally going to jank it when I get home tonight.

by KesoFille July 13, 2011

Jank

Sometimes spelled Jankk with two k's

Adjective
Jank means someone who is really chill they are fine with basically everything that goes around them. All They want is to have a good time.

Also means easy-going or flexible with anything.

James was so jank he didn't care about the big mess his friends were making.
He is definitely jank; I'd like to hang with him.
Jim was cool with switching to the three o'clock movie because he was so jank

by Cathy Tandy <3 March 5, 2014