The Jonas Brothers 

One of the worst bands ever formed in the history of the world.

An insult to music, these assholes are worshiped by 12-year-old girls worldwide, who will "attack" you on the internet if you insulted the "perfect Jonas hotties."

Their attacks consist of:
-UR JUS JELOZ CUZ THEY R HOTTR THN U!!!1
-UR JUS AN UGLY OL MAN WHOS JELOS!!1
-UR R SO DUMB ND RETRDED!!1

They are typical Disney boy band shit, that deserves to die.

The Jonas Brothers are the worst band in history.

The Jonas Brothers by greenpeas August 19, 2009

[Jonas Brothers] 

The epitomy of homosexuality, bad singing voices, and great hair. Unfortunately for them, most of the gay male faction does not like to go for such pansy fellows such as the Jonas Brothers.

Gee, you listen to the Jonas Brothers? You must be gay, just like they are. That's simply super-duper.

[Jonas Brothers] by Chancellor of the Universe January 7, 2009

Jonah 

One of the neatest people you will ever meet. They are intelligent and extremely kind but can be real assholes when they get angry. Most may seem shy but they have large dicks and can be sure to satisfy anyone.

That new kid is definitely a Jonah.

Jonah by rizhose90 March 16, 2009

Jonathon Ross 

Floppy Haired Wide-Boy Jonathon R(W)oss, is a prominant Uk TV Prostitute who enthralls his misguided audience with a hilarious comedy speech defect routine that never fails to nauseate, Everything that comes out of his mouth is actually Shite. This is due to an Anus-Mouth swap operation he had at birth that proved so popular with the UK TV licence paying public that they voluntarily agreed to pay him 6 Million Pounds of their money, thus giving him the nickname 'The C**t!'.

Jonathon 'Dog-Cock' Woss's condition has improved in recent months after the successful removal of a slimy parasitic Russel Brand from his Rectum, the only side affect being his wife, Jordan's hair turing Pink!

Reporter: 'Hey Jonathan, why do they call you the 'C**t'?

Jonathon Ross: ' Becawse I am a £6million public scwewing C**t, that's why!'

Reporter: ' Is that why your wife Jordan's hair is pink?'

Jonathon Ross: 'No, Its because I am Jonathon Ross, The C**t!'

Jonathon Ross by Jordans Sweating Cleft January 7, 2010

jonas brothers 

a. Just another Disney channel money making tool that will make Disney money and like most Disney stars, be tossed aside when they starts to fall short of the marketing profits.

b. A band of preppy males who are targeted only towards the tween audience, and have been endorsed by Disney channel.

c. Tween music

D. Need I say more?

A. Bill: How long you give the Jonas Brothers?

Dave: I would say 3 or 3.5 years. Disney's stars are just getting worse and worse.

B. Joe: Jonas brothers? Who are they?

Chris: It's better not knowing. Disney Channel stars are just money makers for the Disney channel scumbags.

C. Kid: YAY!! Jonas Brothers!!!

Me: Jonas brothers? *Vomits*

D. Disney channel stars, nuff said.

jonas brothers by vysethethird April 17, 2010

Jonas Brothers 

Fag Bags, also known as the "Ho Bros"

guy 1: wow look at them fag bags...

guy 2: yeha there a bunch of ho bros

guy 3: fucking Jonas Brothers, they should suck my cock

guy 2+1: theyve probobly been there and done that

Jonas Brothers by Fahh-Q July 8, 2010

Jonah 

Jonah is a special person. He’ll make you laugh even when he’s in the lowest place he can be, he will always give you a second chance, and he’ll make sure that the happiness you feel is pure and true. That is because Jonah is pure, and he deserves the world, but will never believe he does. He’ll just try and make the world better to make other’s lives worth it.

He’s SUCH a Jonah, he let me cry into his shoulder when no one else would.

Jonah by Aggrie100g May 2, 2018